Wyatt Burp
@gargamol.bsky.social
A place to combine amusing things and a news feed. Social media is awful but leaving Twitter was even better than leaving Facebook.
Conspiracy theorists arc:
Get introduced to the internet by your nephew/niece. Within five years be ready to take up arms to murder an alleged pedo. 2 years later vote for and be ready to take up arms to defend actual pedos.
Get introduced to the internet by your nephew/niece. Within five years be ready to take up arms to murder an alleged pedo. 2 years later vote for and be ready to take up arms to defend actual pedos.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Conspiracy theorists arc:
Get introduced to the internet by your nephew/niece. Within five years be ready to take up arms to murder an alleged pedo. 2 years later vote for and be ready to take up arms to defend actual pedos.
Get introduced to the internet by your nephew/niece. Within five years be ready to take up arms to murder an alleged pedo. 2 years later vote for and be ready to take up arms to defend actual pedos.
Imagine being this shameless. Oh, what you could achieve?!
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Imagine being this shameless. Oh, what you could achieve?!
Imagine knowing you are the one the Trump team thought was the weakest? Wonder what the bribe will be.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Imagine knowing you are the one the Trump team thought was the weakest? Wonder what the bribe will be.
As natural as eating bats can be
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As natural as eating bats can be
BBC editors, “no need to dub that last bit, it’s pretty universal language!”
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
BBC editors, “no need to dub that last bit, it’s pretty universal language!”
And yet… what is wrong with these people
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
And yet… what is wrong with these people
Watching what is happening in America you’d be forgiven for thinking everyone was outraged and baffled in equal measure. But these weird bastards and rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of importing their policies wholesale.
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Watching what is happening in America you’d be forgiven for thinking everyone was outraged and baffled in equal measure. But these weird bastards and rubbing their hands with glee at the thought of importing their policies wholesale.
Prepare for ID cards to become a byword for terror, government surveillance, big-brother, fascism itself and of course government incompetence. A month ago it was reasonable and popular among voters. Enter Nigel and the right wing press….
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Prepare for ID cards to become a byword for terror, government surveillance, big-brother, fascism itself and of course government incompetence. A month ago it was reasonable and popular among voters. Enter Nigel and the right wing press….
He’s even distancing himself from it as it says it. Stupid. Dangerous. Desperate attempts to distract from Epstein.
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
He’s even distancing himself from it as it says it. Stupid. Dangerous. Desperate attempts to distract from Epstein.
Oh yeah, X is where balance lives.
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oh yeah, X is where balance lives.
Dear Mr Farage,
What were you saying about North Korea and British freedom of speech?
Hop on Air Force Clacton and head back to congress. Your best mate needs a talking to.
Kind regards,
Britain
What were you saying about North Korea and British freedom of speech?
Hop on Air Force Clacton and head back to congress. Your best mate needs a talking to.
Kind regards,
Britain
September 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Dear Mr Farage,
What were you saying about North Korea and British freedom of speech?
Hop on Air Force Clacton and head back to congress. Your best mate needs a talking to.
Kind regards,
Britain
What were you saying about North Korea and British freedom of speech?
Hop on Air Force Clacton and head back to congress. Your best mate needs a talking to.
Kind regards,
Britain
“Fookin knacked after two days work, going on a holiday, that’s for making it five star you suckers!”
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“Fookin knacked after two days work, going on a holiday, that’s for making it five star you suckers!”
Arrrrrgh! No. No thanks.
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Arrrrrgh! No. No thanks.
This is a point I keep thinking about. Excusing the US. ‘This is political so it’s different…’ ‘this is more uncommon so it’s different…’ but fuck that. They simply don’t care when it’s a school shooting but are now calling for war. They are just that awful.
September 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is a point I keep thinking about. Excusing the US. ‘This is political so it’s different…’ ‘this is more uncommon so it’s different…’ but fuck that. They simply don’t care when it’s a school shooting but are now calling for war. They are just that awful.
A man of his WHAT?!
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A man of his WHAT?!
(Farage hurriedly putting on his socks and grabbing a pack lunch)
“Where are you going?”
“To catch the bandwagon!”
“Where are you going?”
“To catch the bandwagon!”
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
(Farage hurriedly putting on his socks and grabbing a pack lunch)
“Where are you going?”
“To catch the bandwagon!”
“Where are you going?”
“To catch the bandwagon!”
But he wanted kids to view public executions?
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
But he wanted kids to view public executions?
Presumably during Boris’ frantic googling to check he spelt his name right he didn’t actually see the “common sense” views he espoused?
September 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Presumably during Boris’ frantic googling to check he spelt his name right he didn’t actually see the “common sense” views he espoused?
“Not even Fox News can play down the close links between Epstein and the President!”
The President:
The President:
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
“Not even Fox News can play down the close links between Epstein and the President!”
The President:
The President:
Ok, he has kids but are we sure he isn’t a virgin?
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ok, he has kids but are we sure he isn’t a virgin?