@garfiald.bsky.social
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ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
July 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
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Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
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Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
June 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
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just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
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My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
February 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
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" karens " are rather shit
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
" karens " are rather shit
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you