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Garf THEE Girl
@garfgirlie.bsky.social
Foreign Correspondent at Poople Weekly
Lasagna Slut
Gimme all your Tiddy Skittles

Single and ready for some dingle
Holy shit I cannot deal with Dumpy drama rn.

I'm a reporter or whatever and right now I'm in Milan covering the Olympics or whatever.

I'm off to go to some ket in the Village and let the Latvian bobsled team use me for pracky
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
UMMMMMM

FIRST OF ALL

We're NOT married so write that down okay???

SECONDLY

That's my cousin, not your stepson or whatever. OMG THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND WHY I LEFT.

I'm literally pissed off in that photo because you wore *that fucking shirt* out in public.
You just wanna throw THIS away, huh @garfgirlie.bsky.social

Remember the good times?? Remember the Mannington Fair!?!
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM