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Oh, that'd never happ-

Goddamn internet
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Single greatest photo I've ever taken. My Shih Tzu Puppy Yin and Yang.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@richardkadrey.bsky.social I've never been so jealous about how other people start their careers.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"How we cover crowds. Content, not count. If it's progressives. If this many Tea Party perks gathered, it'd totally be about the count. Look. We're the Times. We're working on the story, but you can be sure we'll tell you how this is bad for Biden soon."
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Americans:
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith need to contact their lawyers....
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just saw him last weekend! Super fun.
August 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You sure about that?
August 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gee. I wonder why Zuckerburg is pushing a narrative about smart glasses totally being the computer of the future.
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jackpot.
July 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling?

IS THAT A THING?

<googles>

I... I don't know how to deal with no one ever telling me about this before.
June 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
June 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS
June 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This isn't really anything new for a Republican.
To be fair, it isnt anything new for any politician that's completely in the pocket of the Military Industrial Complex. Yes, psycho... but not actually out of the norm. Which is... yeah.
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I believe Robin has this covered.
June 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don't know what this is Merriam-Webster, but it's hilarious. Also, I will not be installing FRIDGE.
June 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I got through the very beginning last night, and goddamn I have to write two papers this weekend.

But, do it for her.
April 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He's the Tom of Signal. You join, you're automatically in a chat with him.
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
March 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not gonna lie, I read your post and immediately continued with Wyatt Earp from Tombstone. Gonna need your best Wyatt Earp impression someday.
March 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm sorry... this guy? He never had any.
March 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM