Gareth Morrell
@garethmorrell.bsky.social
English expatriate, living in the USA for the past 30+ years. Classical musician. Controlled by the corgi in the profile picture.
Cricket bats, yes. There has to be a “no balls” joke in there somewhere, but I demur…….
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Cricket bats, yes. There has to be a “no balls” joke in there somewhere, but I demur…….
Someone is horsing around with Photoshop, methinks….
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Someone is horsing around with Photoshop, methinks….
Me: So, Midge & Susie, what’s the thing you dislike most about these images??
M&S: Ruff
M&S: Ruff
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me: So, Midge & Susie, what’s the thing you dislike most about these images??
M&S: Ruff
M&S: Ruff
He appears to have gained sole access to Dad. You need to bring him to heel and make him toe the line.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He appears to have gained sole access to Dad. You need to bring him to heel and make him toe the line.
When you’re occupied on yard patrols maybe the National Guard could patrol the bedroom… I mean, does Porch Guy have the right documentation?
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When you’re occupied on yard patrols maybe the National Guard could patrol the bedroom… I mean, does Porch Guy have the right documentation?
Have you read The Art Of Corgi War, by Sun Tzusie?
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Have you read The Art Of Corgi War, by Sun Tzusie?
You need to withhold your labor indefinitely. M & D will cave in a heartbeat.
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You need to withhold your labor indefinitely. M & D will cave in a heartbeat.
So far in my life I haven’t met many Poles (or Jews for that matter) named Brandy.
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So far in my life I haven’t met many Poles (or Jews for that matter) named Brandy.
Or maybe The Pink Panther. Unfortunately none of the stars of the original are still alive, so they would have to grab someone from the remake.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Or maybe The Pink Panther. Unfortunately none of the stars of the original are still alive, so they would have to grab someone from the remake.
Squirmy things in hotel bedrooms can turn out to be very rude indeed….
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Squirmy things in hotel bedrooms can turn out to be very rude indeed….
All I can say is that they’re cats, so they’re definitely plotting something- maybe a coup to oust the Corgis 🤣
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
All I can say is that they’re cats, so they’re definitely plotting something- maybe a coup to oust the Corgis 🤣
Not Binx, obviously….
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not Binx, obviously….
This has been the Corgi mantra for decades.
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This has been the Corgi mantra for decades.
There’s already a bunker underneath the East Wing.
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There’s already a bunker underneath the East Wing.
Not just a great Dad, but also the alpha in the family (Mom might disagree with that).
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not just a great Dad, but also the alpha in the family (Mom might disagree with that).
All I can see are a bunch of middle-aged hippies - so presumably not Mom & Dad. 😉
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
All I can see are a bunch of middle-aged hippies - so presumably not Mom & Dad. 😉
Nobody in their right mind would instal that god-awful carpeting, but apparently it’s mandatory for chain hotels.
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nobody in their right mind would instal that god-awful carpeting, but apparently it’s mandatory for chain hotels.
The kids can’t fight if they each have their own row.
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The kids can’t fight if they each have their own row.
Not quite all - It’s missing puppies.
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Not quite all - It’s missing puppies.
Corgis are never drama queens (said nobody ever)
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Corgis are never drama queens (said nobody ever)
Moussaka
Caddyshack
Feliz Navidad
Caddyshack
Feliz Navidad
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Moussaka
Caddyshack
Feliz Navidad
Caddyshack
Feliz Navidad
Funny how the urgent need to patrol the yard magically disappears when it’s raining…..😜
October 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Funny how the urgent need to patrol the yard magically disappears when it’s raining…..😜