Those absolutely need to be in a crumble, under a whole load of custard.

Paul would be a fantastic guest!

First album was great. Then Kelly Jones decided he was going to channel Rod Stewart. Then Stuart Cable left. Nah.

“Snake! A snake! Ohhhh, it’s a snaaaake!”

youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

Exactly what they did with Wunderlist. Used to be a great app, used it a lot. Then MS bought it, progressively trashed it, then killed it in favour of their own (shit) app.

It’s a thing in Germany. Kolaweizen - cola mixed with wheat beer. Came across it a few years ago on a trip there. Surprisingly tasty and very refreshing.

Graham Linehan and Crispin Somerville were way ahead of you with that one (from “The Day Today”)

youtu.be/wzWthp8j4D4

For a short time in the 80s, if you opened an account with the Burnley Building Society you were given a 7” single of a funky little track called “The Best Dreams”, which was co-written by RB. Backing vox on that single were by Clare Torry - who was the lead vocal on Floyd’s “Great Gig In The Sky” 🤣

Ok… “Out To Lunch” (RA theme) was written by Ronnie Bond. He also wrote the Flake ad jingle (“Only the crumbliest, flakiest…” etc). And now it gets tenuous…..

You’d have done it a lot faster if you’d used an Allen key like everyone else.

It’s a great album. There’s a video on YouTube of the gig he did at the Cavern to promote it - with David Gilmour on guitar, and the mighty Ian Paice on drums. Sublime.

“Get your ballllls off my greeeen…”
youtu.be/i0Yv_TBrpQk

And Joe Elliot is fairly poor as a radio presenter on Planet Rock, too. Not as bad as Danny Bowes, though…