Tavern owners in fantasy worlds really think they can compete with bars like "The Great Unicorn Brewery" by naming their bar something like "The Slimy Shithole"

CRACK. CRACK. CHTHUPALS.
SQUELCH. SQUELCH. CHTHUPALS.
STOMP. STOMP. CHTHUPALS.
CHTHUPALS MAKE JOYFUL THE CONSUMPTION OF FLESH.

So like do I gotta go fast or do I gotta catch 'em all? I'm kinda getting mixed messages here.

"DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!!!"
(Starts flailing arms wildly)
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"Sorry, I've never danced before"

Obviously Billionaires have just run out of poor foreign countries to exploit so they're trying to turn America into one too

Manufacturers be like: "We show our pledge to the planet by using cardboard in our boxes ❤️" (dumps 16,000 tons of plastic into a sea turtle's open mouth)

In case it wasn't clear, my page will always be a safe space for marginalized people and allies thereof. I love y'all.

Ayo BlueSky, it's ya bo-- dear god what is happening in my country