What meme culture feels like

They put chemicals in the Planet Fitness water that cure your hangover

@qu33r.bsky.social coded

I basically never get super drunk anymore at my big age, but when I do, I've been told that it's difficult to notice. The only way to confirm that I am drunk is if I'm lamenting the disappearance of the Midwest French diaspora

I don't make very much at my current job but I love it so much that it honestly doesn't bother me. A lot of the older computers I end up selling are refurbed & sold in the global south, and I think that's actually awesome

There are not many things in life that scare me, but opening this shit is one of them

She doesn't realize that I have to go to work to support us

One of my favorite things about Siamese cats is that they really like it when people talk to them, but ofc they're cats and they don't understand speech, so I can just tell Adrian every vocal stim that pops into my head and she's like "Yes 😊 Exactly 😌"

Last night I dreamed that I had several secret money hoards and I woke up mad at myself for lying to myself like that

Every time I think about text shitposting on IG stories I just come here instead because this is the proper channel

Bleach blond looks so good on everyone everywhere but being a natural blond is so rizzless, it's not fair

The most unexpected thing about being a millennial graduate of a private liberal arts college is that there are so many doulas in my peripheral personal network but I and all my close friends are childfree

Transplants from the northeast are always like "Uhh I can't tell if this Minnesotan is trying to say something mean" You're overthinking it. We're definitely always saying something mean

I'm sorry kitten but you can't put on Sabrina Carpenter, Trump won the election so Mommy needs to listen to Diamanda Galás every day

I wasn't built to argue online, I was meant to fight my foes in hand to hand combat