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garden-hoe.bsky.social
🌾Garden🌾
@garden-hoe.bsky.social
95 followers 47 following 280 posts
she/her ✨ 27
Fuck you, I'll kiss you right on the lips

This is now a fully horny account. You've been warned. I'll be reposting lots of porn probably cause it's fun.
I block liberally
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me when you're good at yet another skill
meme image of Jesse from breaking bad with the caption "she can't keep getting away with this!"
February 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Happy Fat Fuck Friday to those who celebrate
An unidentified rotund grey bird sits on a branch outside my window. It's a certified Fat Fuck (positive)
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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baby's first rave
Garden taking a mirror selfie. she's wearing a black and red outfit featuring striped hand warmers, mesh sleeves, and a custom made meme T-shirt with the sleeves cut off
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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a shot of zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. closed captioning reads "that's rough, buddy."
January 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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in light of recent remarks...
Garden laying on her belly on a bed. she's wearing a matching blue frilly underwear set and her ass is red from recent punishment
December 31, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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yeap. damn my friends are hot.
drawn emoji staring down with wide eyes and a stifled expression while sweating and blushing
December 31, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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Need all my friends to know that I absolutely still wanna hang out when you feel ugly and sad
Screenshot of a text exchange. Person one: Do you wanna hang out tomorrow after my interview? Person two: can i be ugly and sad? Person one: yes we can be ugly and sad together. Person two: bet
November 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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October 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Red text reading "Ooh you wanna move to Chicago so bad" is transposed in two lines over a blue and white swirly background referencing the color scheme of the Chicago flag via a hypnosis type meme
October 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Chat, are we cooked?
October 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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*A single 'woo! 👏👏👏👏' from the back of the room*
October 22, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Ben Affleck standing outside smoking a cigarette and looking exhausted. Dog ears have been poorly edited onto his head
October 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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July 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Fucking love these
July 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Well I guess it's time to pop the cork on posting nudes. I couldn't ignore the call of Fat Girl Friday
A nude selfie of the poster, a mid fat trans woman, with her hand between her legs. Her genitals are obscured by a sparkly sticker of a mouth with the tongue licking its lips. The soft indigo filter softens her curves with an angelic glow. Garden smiles over her shoulder at the camera in her cozy and eclectic bedroom. A white collared shirt is all the way off her shoulders and rests on her elbows and hips. The angle of her pose shows beautiful rolls of fat gliding down to her ass which is popped on one hip towards the camera. One of her boobs is partially visible.
June 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Spontaneous flashback to her physical mannerisms while texting
June 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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#makeaterriblecomicday2024
Image shows a four panel comic poorly drawn on an index card. Panel one is two women standing next to each other. The woman on the left has a dopey look on her face and a thought bubble that reads "women" with hearts and butterflies surrounding it. The woman on the right has a neutral expression. Panel two is the same two women but now we see the woman on the right is also daydreaming about women. In panel three the two women look at each other. In panel four they are passionately making out.
June 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Two years later and I finally have stickers in my clear case
A selfie of me (20s white woman with curly hair and glasses) taken in a video call window showing the back of my phone with stickers that say "Autism" and "Be More Specific"
June 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM