Mike Garde
garde.one
Mike Garde
@garde.one
DevOps with Cheese
Yeah. Walmart almost… almost… didn’t let me do an integration because of that answer, they relented but my COO had to whip out his rolodex.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Security questionnaires: “Hosted on AWS,” then suddenly they want details on facility security?, screenshots of firewalls!? They’re not checking. They just want leverage to sue or prosecute if things blow up. And citizens are easier to find. But they won’t do it, they just like thinking they can.
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I still need to write some Lambda traffic-flipping code, but the AMI is so minimal every line is worth a grand a year.

github.com/MikeGarde/aw...
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September 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wouldn’t it be great if lawmakers and their office used git. No more “the last sentence of paragraph three…”, plus we could see whose office committed what.
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM