Second, because they're likely to think you're wasting your hard-earned freedom, a vital and limited resource they worked hard to get for you. "Freedom isn't free", so don't use it all for yourself.

Lastly, and because of the first two, they will absolutely shoot you for literally no reason.

When our beloved troops are in your city, you really shouldn't use your freedom to tell them how you feel about them being there.

Firstly, because they presumably feel bad about what they're doing (don't look into how they voted), and you didn't want to hurt their tough little feelings.

Listen up liberals, we respect the troops because they put their lives on the line to protect your freedom, period.

And because we respect the troops so much, asking them to actually put their lives or livelihoods on the line to actually protect your freedom is, well frankly it's greedy.

I don't particularly remember having mood swings with Puberty 1, but then my mental health was also much better.

Possibly I picked a bad time for round 2, because I didn't see Fascism, Bad Job, and Other Stuff on the calendar.

We've really gotta work on scheduling, as a society

I resist the idea that estrogen makes you more emotional as sexist and reductive. However,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hopefully the entire chain of command extremely goes to prison

I dunno, I've never seen JFK

The Magic Fuck Theory is one of the grossest lies ever forced on the English language.

purpose vulgarity we use to describe everything from a hammer dropped on the foot, to a bad business deal, to lovers ardently reunited after a long absence. How do the folk account for this miraculous linguistic trajectory?

speaking world until modern times! This "magic fuck", if we are to believe the folk, must start out describing some extraordinary kind of medieval civil partnership, not recognized by the Lord God's universal church, and it must take a sharp turn, here and here, to somehow emerge today as the all-

*Jim Garrison voice* The folk etymology would have you believe that the word "fuck", a generic if vulgar term for the sexual act, combines the concepts of "fornication", or illicit sex between unmarried people, and some kind of sanctification of a temporal authority, a thing not seen in the English

In this house we fornicate under consent of the king