I'm so use to taking life unlubed up the ass that it's not even surprising or scary anymore when everything falls apart. I'm just exhausted and just wish I had more mental duct tape...

One time I said "I wish someone else would just plan all my meals and portion sizing for me" and I was told "You wouldn't want someone making those decisions for you!"

Sir... you underestimate howmuch I hate decision making when I'm THIS burnt out.

I wanna crosplay Sanji and just get really fuckin' gay every time I see a Nami...