KD🌟(he/him)
@garbanz0beanz.bsky.social
garbanzo, formerly known as chickpea
a crotchety old man was giving a trans girl shit on the bus and she told him “i’m going to ignore you now :-)” and i couldn’t help but laugh i hope she has a lovely rest of her day
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
a crotchety old man was giving a trans girl shit on the bus and she told him “i’m going to ignore you now :-)” and i couldn’t help but laugh i hope she has a lovely rest of her day
two things in life are certain: dying and carcinisation
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
two things in life are certain: dying and carcinisation
someone’s grandad must have accidentally sharted his depends a little bit in the whole foods supplement aisle
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
someone’s grandad must have accidentally sharted his depends a little bit in the whole foods supplement aisle
Do you or a loved one supper from phantom AirPods syndrome?
September 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Do you or a loved one supper from phantom AirPods syndrome?
cat whisker resting at the corner of my mouth much like a rancher with a bit of grass
July 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
cat whisker resting at the corner of my mouth much like a rancher with a bit of grass
God Bless America! New Kesha out! Praise!
July 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
God Bless America! New Kesha out! Praise!
Reposted by KD🌟(he/him)
everyone better chill tf out or i’m gonna start using the nut meat chopper like the old days
February 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
everyone better chill tf out or i’m gonna start using the nut meat chopper like the old days
so do people like twinks around here
June 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
so do people like twinks around here
hey guys anyone want to see my collection of plastic bags
May 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
hey guys anyone want to see my collection of plastic bags
i have an intrinsic relationship with boston public transportation…. the T knows me as i know it
May 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
i have an intrinsic relationship with boston public transportation…. the T knows me as i know it
i promise my cat isn’t AI. she just looks like that
May 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i promise my cat isn’t AI. she just looks like that
does birdsong in the springtime make anyone else anxious right to the core?
May 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
does birdsong in the springtime make anyone else anxious right to the core?
the soda man is sick. the doctor asks “sir, what ginger ails you”
May 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
the soda man is sick. the doctor asks “sir, what ginger ails you”
jesus christ is kind of a freak … the guy wants us to eat and drink from his body ??? pretty deviant to me ….
May 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
jesus christ is kind of a freak … the guy wants us to eat and drink from his body ??? pretty deviant to me ….
i’m so gangster. i’m so thug. you’re the only one i’m dreaming of
April 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i’m so gangster. i’m so thug. you’re the only one i’m dreaming of
at my appointment to get put down 😔 (getting a filling redone)
April 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
at my appointment to get put down 😔 (getting a filling redone)
T driver shut the door in my face now i’m going to kill myself in the hynes convention center stop
March 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
T driver shut the door in my face now i’m going to kill myself in the hynes convention center stop
where do all the noses work in the mill town?
at the ‘𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺
at the ‘𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺
March 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
where do all the noses work in the mill town?
at the ‘𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺
at the ‘𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺
rather displeased with how i’ve used the first 24 years of my life
March 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
rather displeased with how i’ve used the first 24 years of my life
going to start posting all my one-time verification codes
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
going to start posting all my one-time verification codes
getting misgendered in another language 😍
March 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
getting misgendered in another language 😍
i love twice baked dough
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i love twice baked dough