Heard joke once: Man goes to spad. Says he's depressed. Awful campaign. MPs hate him. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Sunak is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor, I am Sunak'. Also, wait 3 weeks for appointment.

BLACKTHORNE: We are a but humble gamers whose goal is ensuring historical accuracy in a video game series built around the ancient aliens hypothesis and people who can telepathically control eagles.

MARIKO: The Anjin hates black people.