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Named my character in this RPG I'm playing completely off hand, not a name I usually use, game didn't give a prompt to work off of.
It is THE SAME as a character introduced in later game. What are the fucking chances
It is THE SAME as a character introduced in later game. What are the fucking chances
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Named my character in this RPG I'm playing completely off hand, not a name I usually use, game didn't give a prompt to work off of.
It is THE SAME as a character introduced in later game. What are the fucking chances
It is THE SAME as a character introduced in later game. What are the fucking chances
Depressed enough that I started gaming again. Double bonus: Disco Elysium was on sale so I'm finally going to get to that
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Depressed enough that I started gaming again. Double bonus: Disco Elysium was on sale so I'm finally going to get to that
Egg paratha egg paratha egg paratha
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Egg paratha egg paratha egg paratha
I was in the middle of typing a post but something went weird with the display while typing, when I managed to fix it this is the gift I'd left myself:
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I was in the middle of typing a post but something went weird with the display while typing, when I managed to fix it this is the gift I'd left myself:
Just done myself 5000000 damage by realising that all those horrendous phone AI ads - you know, the ones where someone's like "computer, who's following me?" and the chatbot's like "that's your shadow" - ARE actually based on real use cases: The way rich people conceive of Personal Assistants
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just done myself 5000000 damage by realising that all those horrendous phone AI ads - you know, the ones where someone's like "computer, who's following me?" and the chatbot's like "that's your shadow" - ARE actually based on real use cases: The way rich people conceive of Personal Assistants
I don't have the vocabulary yet to come across what smarter people have already said about this specifically, but the escalating rate of having to pay a gajillion different individual subscription fees for digital access to, well, anything truly is becoming increasingly untenable
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don't have the vocabulary yet to come across what smarter people have already said about this specifically, but the escalating rate of having to pay a gajillion different individual subscription fees for digital access to, well, anything truly is becoming increasingly untenable
Every single FUCKING DAY my neighbour is either doing woodwork / house reno or their kids are stomping around, I am fucking begging, I am so unwell rn I just want a single fucking day to recover without having my pounding headache added to!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every single FUCKING DAY my neighbour is either doing woodwork / house reno or their kids are stomping around, I am fucking begging, I am so unwell rn I just want a single fucking day to recover without having my pounding headache added to!!!!!!
I am sick to the back teeth about how every time you want to make a Significant Purchase (™️) here it becomes this whole protracted performance to prove you are Worthy and Normal. I am not, but I have cash
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am sick to the back teeth about how every time you want to make a Significant Purchase (™️) here it becomes this whole protracted performance to prove you are Worthy and Normal. I am not, but I have cash
Collections guy comes up to my door and is reading through the legal stuff like "can I confirm you are the owner of this account & have free control over your finances" and my stupid ass went "nah, I have like no impulse control"
July 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Collections guy comes up to my door and is reading through the legal stuff like "can I confirm you are the owner of this account & have free control over your finances" and my stupid ass went "nah, I have like no impulse control"
I'm not saying I overthink things, but I am saying that at the cinema today, a stranger swore in front of me before we filed out and then apologised for it, and I've been preoccupied ever since with wondering if I seem like the kind of person who would be bothered by that
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm not saying I overthink things, but I am saying that at the cinema today, a stranger swore in front of me before we filed out and then apologised for it, and I've been preoccupied ever since with wondering if I seem like the kind of person who would be bothered by that
Humbling experience going to the NIN gig. Oh you can't see me in the crowd? I'm right here dude. I'm the guy in the black shirt. Yeah the one with the tattoos. Fuck.
June 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Humbling experience going to the NIN gig. Oh you can't see me in the crowd? I'm right here dude. I'm the guy in the black shirt. Yeah the one with the tattoos. Fuck.
Had a few drinks and now feeling tearful about the fact I can't have a picnic with mothman
June 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Had a few drinks and now feeling tearful about the fact I can't have a picnic with mothman
PSA Bri'ish people, clean out your damn fans. I know it's in storage for 95% of the year. ESPECIALLY that tower fan that's a total bitch BC you have to disassemble the whole fucking thing to get at the blades
June 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
PSA Bri'ish people, clean out your damn fans. I know it's in storage for 95% of the year. ESPECIALLY that tower fan that's a total bitch BC you have to disassemble the whole fucking thing to get at the blades
This is the best thing I've learnt all week
June 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is the best thing I've learnt all week
Me, completely serious, in my already far too long response to a work performance eval: "I think I could definitely be more concise in my writing"
May 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me, completely serious, in my already far too long response to a work performance eval: "I think I could definitely be more concise in my writing"
Shoutout to the couple whose entire day I apparently ruined by being sat opposite them on the Eurostar, who did not shut up about it the entire journey. U guys seem fun!
May 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Shoutout to the couple whose entire day I apparently ruined by being sat opposite them on the Eurostar, who did not shut up about it the entire journey. U guys seem fun!
If I had a penny for every time acclaimed restaurant critic Jay Rayner and I have been, incidentally, in the same city at the same time, I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
May 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If I had a penny for every time acclaimed restaurant critic Jay Rayner and I have been, incidentally, in the same city at the same time, I'd have two pennies, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Going to Paris shortly and I am absolutely obsessed with the Incredibly French info pack the airbnb host has shared, where they put the most important things (who does the best cheese and wine nearby) well above the other stuff (transport links)
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Going to Paris shortly and I am absolutely obsessed with the Incredibly French info pack the airbnb host has shared, where they put the most important things (who does the best cheese and wine nearby) well above the other stuff (transport links)
Love to without a hint of irony look at electronics parts for my hobbyist projects on Big Serious Sites and sit there like "mmmm yes this one has a -30 to +200°C operating range, that's pretty good"
December 11, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Love to without a hint of irony look at electronics parts for my hobbyist projects on Big Serious Sites and sit there like "mmmm yes this one has a -30 to +200°C operating range, that's pretty good"
Who at Netflix is just slinging Wes Anderson money.......just letting this man have his Anglophile arc see the cold light of day........
October 4, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Who at Netflix is just slinging Wes Anderson money.......just letting this man have his Anglophile arc see the cold light of day........
Sometimes I see how absolutely baffled some people are by Julia Fox and it makes me feel better. Like actually maybe I'm also hilarious and The People are wrong, just don't know how to handle a bad bitch
September 3, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Sometimes I see how absolutely baffled some people are by Julia Fox and it makes me feel better. Like actually maybe I'm also hilarious and The People are wrong, just don't know how to handle a bad bitch
I am "almost dropped my phone directly on the train tracks and then within the hour lost my phone, moved my head to look for it, and dropped it again because it was apparently being held under my chin" level tired today
August 30, 2023 at 10:18 AM
I am "almost dropped my phone directly on the train tracks and then within the hour lost my phone, moved my head to look for it, and dropped it again because it was apparently being held under my chin" level tired today
This place is so great. I see a spicy thread with people like "oh what happened" in the comments and there's just like. 0 replies, 0 interaction. Guess I'll never know. Finally I am free.
August 30, 2023 at 10:16 AM
This place is so great. I see a spicy thread with people like "oh what happened" in the comments and there's just like. 0 replies, 0 interaction. Guess I'll never know. Finally I am free.
Got convinced to paint a mini, was appropriately normal abt it
August 8, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Got convinced to paint a mini, was appropriately normal abt it