also let me buy items from the jump, fuck that squatter land(item)lord

I really mean it, it’s not even that spectacular it’s just well written and after so many shitty ones it’s just 😫

welp 3.25 hours of walking back and forth to my car on my lonesome did it 🙃

I fear I just see a middle aged man who drives nascar

the messiah?

we’re also in a throuple with cheese

Pay up mf

bitch if I do you better

Proof ?? 🤨

It’s not true, my water bottle fountained! you must believe me!

I fucking hate advisor bs dude

stay strong soldier, speak to them like they’re 5 until they give an actual response or assistance.

Idk if it’s the same person but your advisor before was dumber than bricks before

Asher you need to stop eating the paint chips

If I rip nuke ass one more time I swear to god