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garathon.bsky.social
Garathon
@garathon.bsky.social
110 followers 140 following 160 posts
they/them
evil autistic queer
I fuck around and shitpost a lot
0.0000000730480064507% owner of Costco

regretful cs major
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garathon.bsky.social
I do not "ragebait", I do not "bully", I do not "fuck around and find out"...
I TROLL!
And if I find it funny, I will PISS YOU OFF.
Anton Ego from Ratatouille in the scene where he says "I don't "like" food, I love it! If I don't love it, I don't swallow."
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
garathon.bsky.social
TV Time?
the above tweet with the "GO" removed by a red smear tenna from deltarune doing the martin Scorsese pose with "Absolute tv time" as the text, image by kiwimora
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
garathon.bsky.social
I (video I made by mushing together other stuff not made by me but I gave credit to in my video description) made it into a @saltydkdan.bsky.social video

my life is complete
screenshot of saltydkdan video, where there's a red circle in the corner circling a cropped out video of the SOU karaoke video I mushed together, it literally has my older YouTube corner icon on it
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
garathon.bsky.social
the joke I'm making is that the "SOMEONE" mentioned in this previous more mysterious and serious post is the person in this more humorous post even though that's obviously not the case, I probably could've worded it better and this does ruin the humor but eh
the post before this main one, I'm too lazy to add alt text sorry
May 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
garathon.bsky.social
new discord pfp lore
discord group chat, where I am talking with a friend of mine, gonzalo, after a convo started, he replied to a unseen image of mine with a "LOL" then I replied with a image of a translated version of the Spanish meme/image they posted previously, and the translated version had my name change from "garathon" to "Guarathon" my caption for this image is "translated it just to be sure and I found out the Spanish version of my name", then gonzalo said "Wtf does that mean line" next message "That might be portugese" probably referring to the Guarathon, I then change pfps to my previous pfp which was a picture of a shark plushie I own with a big fish hat where it now has a clipart sombrero and mustache, I then say "I just got back, I found a sombrero and taped a mustache to my forehead" next message "screw cultural insensitivity this shit funny", and then capped off with Gonzalo saying "PEAK"
May 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
garathon.bsky.social
Question : What are your strongest characteristics? Answer : my lactose tolerance
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
garathon.bsky.social
game really said fuck you
Game pictured is Balatro, it is currently on the boss blind of "The Plant", which makes it so all face cards do nothing, but I have a card which I cannot get rid of which makes all cards face cards, so I am fucked.
April 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
garathon.bsky.social
the meme where the guy goes like "He just like me fr!!!!" but modified to be "They just like me fr!!!!"
April 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
garathon.bsky.social
why did I name one of my alarms this what
alarm that goes off at 5:00pm which is titled violence
April 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
garathon.bsky.social
crush soda on top of halberd pfp
April 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
garathon.bsky.social
I think my shark is a nudist
shark plushie with no clothes and hat which says "Naked". In the upper left corner you can barely and partially see both a Titanic paper model, and plastic cup.
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
garathon.bsky.social
you don't understand
crush soda physically on top of Halberds head
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
garathon.bsky.social
NOOO MY MUG COLLECTION NEEDS TO WAIT LONGER
fangamer sending me an email saying my annoying dog mug is delayed until the summer
March 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
garathon.bsky.social
my deltarune brainrot has been triggered
screenshot of the above post, but cut off at "I can't quite remember I was too" deltarune secret letter for the 2024 Valentine's newsletter, the one where the guy goes like "put on your coat and wash your face, or put on your face and wash your coat"
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
garathon.bsky.social
here's how Biden can still win
tweet by FearBuck (@ FearedBuck), saying "Canada could ban U.S. access to P*rnhub, a Canadian-owned site, if the trade war escalates 👀", followed by images of the American (South Canada) and Canadian flag
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
garathon.bsky.social
is, me randomly showing up doing the thing/being the person that random people bring up as a idea of what could happen, my calling?
ms (31croissants.bsky.social), quote posting a post also by her which says has a image where "Learn German Games" likes her post which says "I need to learn German it seems like a really fun language", and she comments on that saying "This is like if I made a very specific post like "I wonder what it would be like to chew on a brick" and brickchewer23 liked it", low and behold I changed my display to brickchewer23 and liked the post replying to it with "accurate", she posted this image in this quote also commenting on this predicament "oh my fucking god"
March 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
garathon.bsky.social
I've hit it big, artist I like reposted one of my shitpost replies 😎
goomy🌈 (goomyloid.bsky.social) reposting my reply to the below post where I'm screaming. The below post (by goomy) is a deltarune shipping tier list where kriselle is in the top tier everything thing else is in idgaf except Kris and spamton which is (deservedly) below everything else, that joke shipping tier list is a quote post (of goomy) which says "i really wnat to make one where the two tiers are "kriselle" and "idgaf" but i dont want to scare anyone".
March 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
garathon.bsky.social
what I post when I'm nonverbal
website which says "Custom Po Sans "Ancient Oak" Tenor Ukulele", but the "Po Sans" is circled with a red circle, and there's a red arrow pointing to an also red circled Po from kung fu panda dressed up like sans Undertale (blue eye, blue hoodie white tank/T-shirt, and blue fire hand)
March 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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a picture of me drafting a reply to this post saying "I believe you don't worry, anything melting is fire"
February 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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deprevil
#deltarune #jevil #shadow #sonic #jewels
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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ironic
bot following 5.2k accounts has "No bots" in their bio in a way to say bots don't interact
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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guy with winter wear being the bartender for an impromptu bar carved into a snow cave at Antarctica
January 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
garathon.bsky.social
combination of, gf fnf sans frisk and bf fnf
unholy combination of gf and bf from fnf, with sans and frisk from undertale, saying "Kill me" with a knifophone
December 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 5:15 AM
garathon.bsky.social
4 panel edited comic 1 : girl pointing bald man saying "Mommy that man bald!" 2 : Mommy talking to bald man, Mommy "Why you bald?", bald man "Hair loss" 3 : Mommy talking to girl, Mommy "Haha he said loss" 4 : Mommy talking to baldman, Mommy "| || || |_"
November 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM