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In a heartbeat...
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
In a heartbeat...
Holy fuck! Someone said it as a joke a while back, but the more shit he does with Argentina, just leads me to believe that the fucker is going to do something absolutely horrible and the fuck off to Argentina like all the Nazi war criminals in the 40's.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Holy fuck! Someone said it as a joke a while back, but the more shit he does with Argentina, just leads me to believe that the fucker is going to do something absolutely horrible and the fuck off to Argentina like all the Nazi war criminals in the 40's.
One for her, and one for her makeup and cosplay props.
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One for her, and one for her makeup and cosplay props.
Q: You know, Habeas Corpus...the famous Antifa freedom fighter?
TRUMP: Oh yeah...that bitch!
Q: Habeas is a man...
TRUMP: I knew that, I'm not stupid...
TRUMP: Oh yeah...that bitch!
Q: Habeas is a man...
TRUMP: I knew that, I'm not stupid...
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Q: You know, Habeas Corpus...the famous Antifa freedom fighter?
TRUMP: Oh yeah...that bitch!
Q: Habeas is a man...
TRUMP: I knew that, I'm not stupid...
TRUMP: Oh yeah...that bitch!
Q: Habeas is a man...
TRUMP: I knew that, I'm not stupid...
If my kid ever decided to become one of these shitstain ICE agents, I'd disown them. They indeed bring great shame to their families.
September 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If my kid ever decided to become one of these shitstain ICE agents, I'd disown them. They indeed bring great shame to their families.
Someone already nailed it but " Microwaved Mel Gibson"...
September 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Someone already nailed it but " Microwaved Mel Gibson"...
I hope he gets his fat asshole head caught in the trophy that he kept on live tv.
July 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hope he gets his fat asshole head caught in the trophy that he kept on live tv.
I'm surprised pepper spray sales aren't through the roof in America. From this video, anyone not in a vest or mask should be carrying a personal dose at least.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm surprised pepper spray sales aren't through the roof in America. From this video, anyone not in a vest or mask should be carrying a personal dose at least.
Imagine if everyone were to go out dressed like masked ICE agents for a protest and just randomly grab white folks and throw them into vans...(drop them off a block or so away of course, maybe even cut off the zip ties).
July 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Imagine if everyone were to go out dressed like masked ICE agents for a protest and just randomly grab white folks and throw them into vans...(drop them off a block or so away of course, maybe even cut off the zip ties).
Maybe it was God fucking with the call.
June 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Maybe it was God fucking with the call.
Thousands of dollars in vehicle damage just to cos-play a traffic stop and point some guns at fellow Americans. Stay safe folks, fight the good fight, and fuck Donald Trump with all the rage he deserves.
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thousands of dollars in vehicle damage just to cos-play a traffic stop and point some guns at fellow Americans. Stay safe folks, fight the good fight, and fuck Donald Trump with all the rage he deserves.
My mother made "apple dolls" in the 70's that have weathered better than this human shit stain.
May 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My mother made "apple dolls" in the 70's that have weathered better than this human shit stain.
I get it, he's trying out as the new singer for Ghost.
May 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I get it, he's trying out as the new singer for Ghost.
"Who is Susan Collins for a thousand Alex"...
April 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Who is Susan Collins for a thousand Alex"...
Holy preamble to a simple statement you fuckin' moron...
April 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Holy preamble to a simple statement you fuckin' moron...
Hey, if they have extra buttons send them to Alberta. I'm sure the shitheels out here would wear them with pride and without an ounce of irony. (Gotta replace those "F*** Trudeau" stickers and shirts they've all been so passionate about).
April 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey, if they have extra buttons send them to Alberta. I'm sure the shitheels out here would wear them with pride and without an ounce of irony. (Gotta replace those "F*** Trudeau" stickers and shirts they've all been so passionate about).
I watched the video of him signing the EO and my only thought was " His mouth always has that look of a bleached asshole mid-fart while he holds up an endless stream of wine menus."
April 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I watched the video of him signing the EO and my only thought was " His mouth always has that look of a bleached asshole mid-fart while he holds up an endless stream of wine menus."
REPORTER: well sir...the current president did in fact bankrupt not one, but to casinos.
MIKE JOHNSON: Do you want to end up in El Salvador?...because statements like that is how you end up in El Salvador.
REPORTER: er... Trump's looking pretty buff today....is he working out?...very buff...
MIKE JOHNSON: Do you want to end up in El Salvador?...because statements like that is how you end up in El Salvador.
REPORTER: er... Trump's looking pretty buff today....is he working out?...very buff...
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
REPORTER: well sir...the current president did in fact bankrupt not one, but to casinos.
MIKE JOHNSON: Do you want to end up in El Salvador?...because statements like that is how you end up in El Salvador.
REPORTER: er... Trump's looking pretty buff today....is he working out?...very buff...
MIKE JOHNSON: Do you want to end up in El Salvador?...because statements like that is how you end up in El Salvador.
REPORTER: er... Trump's looking pretty buff today....is he working out?...very buff...
"I don't know which is worse, you in that hideous wrestling outfit, or that South African in the t-shirt letting his kid wipe boogers on my desk"...
April 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"I don't know which is worse, you in that hideous wrestling outfit, or that South African in the t-shirt letting his kid wipe boogers on my desk"...
I'm thinking "outrageous ticket prices" are not what's keeping normal folk from attending his concerts...it's more of a "Kid Rock is performing" issue more than anything else.
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm thinking "outrageous ticket prices" are not what's keeping normal folk from attending his concerts...it's more of a "Kid Rock is performing" issue more than anything else.
Hegseth on Facebook (probably): "Hey all, we all still invading Canada at noon today? Vance says he has a new couch being delivered and may have to push it to Monday...what?...aw shit..how do I delete this?"
March 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hegseth on Facebook (probably): "Hey all, we all still invading Canada at noon today? Vance says he has a new couch being delivered and may have to push it to Monday...what?...aw shit..how do I delete this?"
I so now know what I am doing for Halloween this year...
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I so now know what I am doing for Halloween this year...
You've obviously never heard "We built this city"...if any song can make somebody physically angry, this is the one.
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You've obviously never heard "We built this city"...if any song can make somebody physically angry, this is the one.
That point where the Adderall kicks in, just as you've shat yourself.
March 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That point where the Adderall kicks in, just as you've shat yourself.
I have this awful feeling that the USA won't actually need much Canadian potash for fertilizer after all the bullshit Trump's gonna be spreading at tonight's speech...
March 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have this awful feeling that the USA won't actually need much Canadian potash for fertilizer after all the bullshit Trump's gonna be spreading at tonight's speech...