That’s a plane?

Probably some billionaire 🤮

Good photo! Is it a new one?

The pillows are cushy here I love it

Weren’t the 50s and 60s in America better for workers? More unions, affordable housing, high company taxes etc.?

Ya boy is the mayor of flavour town

Music has… always taken a lot of time and practice? Is this guy just trying to shill AI?

I’m pretty sure the jet fighter looks like the pacific swallow

Jealous!! I’m back to work this week and‘healthy’ but exhausted already 😞

I did this accidentally yesterday! 🥇

Kitchen obstacles

Just carry an emergency flannel shirt with you at all times 😛

Put it pack! The shape is all wrong!

And before you pull me up on it, I know these aren’t euphemisms, I just couldn’t think of any euphemisms that particularly bothered me so I just focused on the first types of overused phrases that came to mind.

To someone struggling just to put food on the table, and when they just get the phrase basically wrong like ‘I could care more’ when they should be saying ‘I could care less’.

Your perseverance is admirable. I’m a girl fyi. My least favourite phrases are probably anything along the line of outdated & patronising ones e.g. ‘boys will be boys’; encouragement that ignores the user’s privilege e.g. a rich family member saying ‘you can do anything if you put your mind to it’…