As a devoted member strapped to Saint Andrews Cross I can tell you he's not a pious man. I bet he can't even tell vegan leather, pleather, and cow leather by taste.

I'm just here as part of the greater polycule

Hey, take my victories where I can alright?

To keep giant dicks from resizing my ass. So far so good

Always say yes to tattoos

At what point do I give up living this artist life if I'm not even making art for me anymore?

I'm broke so 5 dollars is all I got. Not saying that's what you're worth just that's what I got.