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Gangsta's Peridot
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But I ain't never crossed a gem that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like a clod you know that's unheard of.

Age: 29
She/Her/Clodicus Maximus
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Consoles are expensive. PC parts are expensive.

What isn't expensive? My love for you.

Though it is invaluable.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
An FBI special agent teams up with an ancient Nordic Goddess to solve paranormal mysteries as part of the hit iconic TV duo "Moder and Scully."
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I sentence you to seven hours of fighting Yuan Shu underlevelled.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Force-femme: When your kind Jedi friend helps you dress the way you wish to show the universe the woman deep within you.
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Things that would make my non-existent ovaries overheat volume 1,

Malenia, Blade of Miquella telling me to "Be my victim."
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
00:00 and it's listening to female covers of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame hours.
September 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Who would win in a fight, OG 1993 Cyberdemon or 2016 Cyberdemon?

The answer?

Nobody wins. Neither of the Cyberdemons show up because nobody told them about id.
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Do you have any favourite characters to such an extent that if somebody were to dislike them, you would immediately become suspicious of them?"
August 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Important Left 4 Dead lore question,

Do you think Zoey listened to Hybrid Theory?

I like to think she did.
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"You don't get it Steven. For me and humanity to peacefully co-exist they NEED to understand how small they truly are."
August 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
May dragon grasp her waist firmly but gently.
August 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Nintendo presents: The Last of Us
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"You know when a knight like you sees a pretty princess, and your heart twinges?

You think "That's kind of weird, but it doesn't make me trans."

You are.

You are maiden."
July 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Introduce all the anti-gooning laws you wish Labour, I have the Alien box set on blu ray and Damsel is still on Netflix.
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I've been showing my Lapras plushie compilation videos of Dark Souls speedrunners failing. I do this to reassure her that while her speed stat may not be the highest, there is validity and happiness in taking the slow and thorough path.
July 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"She was gay? As in homosexual?"
July 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Boy that was really exciting. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya?"
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Looking back I am mildly surprised I have never seen this recreated with the cast of Until Dawn.
June 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You were at your dragon friend's house when you collapsed suddenly and your friend's mother, not knowledgeable of the fact that mouth-to-mouth is now considered outdated for untrained practitioners, is doing her best to resuscitate you via human medical practices.

You have just come to.
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A lesbian romantic comedy where a female King Ghidorah suddenly finds herself infatuated with one of the human stealth bomber pilots sent to kill her,

Imagine Me and You (Three)
June 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Say what you will about Tali'Zorah's aunt, she never Raan away from her problems.
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gently trying to coax your frightened pet out from underneath the bed after fireworks were set off in your neighborhood, soothingly assuring them that everything is alright and there's nothing to be scared of.
June 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy pride everyone.
June 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Multiverse officially dies today, and along with it the stage idea of Pokéfloats but with the Diamond Authority from Steven Universe.

It is truly a sad day.
May 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The desire to put Cersei Lannister and Lord Shen into a molecular blender to create the most unstable narcissistic royal warlord with an inferiority complex that keep dooming themselves to self-fulfilling prophecies via their efforts to avoid them

By gosh if their fashion sense wouldn't be on point
May 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM