@gandpork.bsky.social
If Einstein stayed home eating cheese sticks, and watching pixar movies, he’d be a lot like me
This is my favorite creature of all time. The friendliest most joyful girlypop until they see a particular kind of bird and they become a slasher movie villain. It’s the most perfectly made creature of all time and I will not hear slander against them
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is my favorite creature of all time. The friendliest most joyful girlypop until they see a particular kind of bird and they become a slasher movie villain. It’s the most perfectly made creature of all time and I will not hear slander against them
After being a “Hollowknight is fine, but not my thing” person all my life, I am now a “I would literally overthrow a utopian society to play more silksong” kind of person. It’s just that good
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
After being a “Hollowknight is fine, but not my thing” person all my life, I am now a “I would literally overthrow a utopian society to play more silksong” kind of person. It’s just that good
Lessons I’ve learned from watching Columbo: Rich people and cheaters are the enemy of mankind
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Lessons I’ve learned from watching Columbo: Rich people and cheaters are the enemy of mankind
It’s really irks me that Pokémon in the pokemon world are viewed as pets, friends, and sport animals with very little differentiating what makes one what. It just feels like such inconsistent world building, and yes I know that’s because it IS inconsistent world building, but STILL
August 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s really irks me that Pokémon in the pokemon world are viewed as pets, friends, and sport animals with very little differentiating what makes one what. It just feels like such inconsistent world building, and yes I know that’s because it IS inconsistent world building, but STILL
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending me to DEI school 😔
May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending me to DEI school 😔
Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Whenever I hear Jack Black complaints I roll my eyes a little. Yes he’s a character actor, yes he’s more likely to take on roles he thinks are funny, but does nobody remember all the doubt around him playing Bowser ONLY FOR HIM TO KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK???
May 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Whenever I hear Jack Black complaints I roll my eyes a little. Yes he’s a character actor, yes he’s more likely to take on roles he thinks are funny, but does nobody remember all the doubt around him playing Bowser ONLY FOR HIM TO KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK???
The one single good thing this administration has done is convince specifically me that I should start building a PC sooner rather than later
May 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The one single good thing this administration has done is convince specifically me that I should start building a PC sooner rather than later
God fucking hates me cause the week all my major projects are due one of my favorite all time games gets updated
April 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
God fucking hates me cause the week all my major projects are due one of my favorite all time games gets updated
My old person trait will be talking about how nerds used to be weird rocks and not just the shell to a gummy
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My old person trait will be talking about how nerds used to be weird rocks and not just the shell to a gummy
Do you ever go through somebodies profile and realize there are ways to live so different than your own it’s like a different world? Well i just had that while looking at @cookiekuma.online’s account
No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Do you ever go through somebodies profile and realize there are ways to live so different than your own it’s like a different world? Well i just had that while looking at @cookiekuma.online’s account
No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
I ate several handfuls of Nerds Gummy Clusters at 9 pm. It is now 12:14. I am starting to give up.
April 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I ate several handfuls of Nerds Gummy Clusters at 9 pm. It is now 12:14. I am starting to give up.
I have so much respect for people who were authors before the internet. Every time you search up a small clarification like "Can I use these terms interchangeably" they either had to find a book or find an expert on the subject
All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
April 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have so much respect for people who were authors before the internet. Every time you search up a small clarification like "Can I use these terms interchangeably" they either had to find a book or find an expert on the subject
All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
@cheesemouse.bsky.social is single handedly keeping me fed through my adderall because every time I go through their profile it reminds me to eat a cheese stick
April 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@cheesemouse.bsky.social is single handedly keeping me fed through my adderall because every time I go through their profile it reminds me to eat a cheese stick
Trump keeps saying that we’re gonna get more manufacturing done here… Okay but with what fucking workforce?
Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trump keeps saying that we’re gonna get more manufacturing done here… Okay but with what fucking workforce?
Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
God knows no speed like launching out of bed when you feel blood trickling down your nose
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
God knows no speed like launching out of bed when you feel blood trickling down your nose
I’m at the airport waiting to check my bag and I’m thinking “Wow it’s just like a Disneyland line”. Something is deeply broken in my brain
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m at the airport waiting to check my bag and I’m thinking “Wow it’s just like a Disneyland line”. Something is deeply broken in my brain
Yesterday was women's day, today shall be dedicated March day
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yesterday was women's day, today shall be dedicated March day
If we put Obama in a wig could he run again?
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If we put Obama in a wig could he run again?
It’s so clear everybody forgot how genuinely horrible trump was in his first term.
Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago
Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago
February 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s so clear everybody forgot how genuinely horrible trump was in his first term.
Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago
Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago
The adhd urge to rot in bed for two hours despite being the hungriest you’ve ever been
January 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The adhd urge to rot in bed for two hours despite being the hungriest you’ve ever been
Does anybody know what the hell rich people are buying?
January 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Does anybody know what the hell rich people are buying?
I am so proud of myself that when I go to my following page it’s covered top to bottom in trans rights posts
I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed
I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am so proud of myself that when I go to my following page it’s covered top to bottom in trans rights posts
I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed
I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed
It took them ten years to make a switch 2 and the best they could do was a Lenovo Go?
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It took them ten years to make a switch 2 and the best they could do was a Lenovo Go?
I love getting notifications about people who are definitely not bots following, cause like, I literally have like four posts, tf is there to follow
December 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I love getting notifications about people who are definitely not bots following, cause like, I literally have like four posts, tf is there to follow