Golan Globus Theater
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Golan Globus Theater is a podcast that reviews the classic and not so classic action movies of the 70s, 80s, & 90s hosted by Tim & Griff. soundcloud.com/murmanproductions
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Episode 393: #TheFifthElement Bruce Willis smirks his way through this sci-fi silliness as a cab driver tasked with helping a sexy supreme savior safeguard the solar system from a sinister sphere. Get your mool-tee pass at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
We don't plead the fifth when it comes to #TheFifthElement. We lay it all out for you. It's elementary, my dear listeners at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We don't plead the fifth when it comes to #TheFifthElement. We lay it all out for you. It's elementary, my dear listeners at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
As if #TheFifthElement couldn't get any weirder, this thing pops up from a compartment in Gary Oldman's desk. What the hell is this? The spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? There's nothing but silver and gold at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As if #TheFifthElement couldn't get any weirder, this thing pops up from a compartment in Gary Oldman's desk. What the hell is this? The spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? There's nothing but silver and gold at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Episode 393: #TheFifthElement Bruce Willis smirks his way through this sci-fi silliness as a cab driver tasked with helping a sexy supreme savior safeguard the solar system from a sinister sphere. Get your mool-tee pass at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Episode 393: #TheFifthElement Bruce Willis smirks his way through this sci-fi silliness as a cab driver tasked with helping a sexy supreme savior safeguard the solar system from a sinister sphere. Get your mool-tee pass at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Gil " #BuckRogers" Gerard has passed away and with him another piece of my childhood drifts into the abyss. RIP
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December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Gil " #BuckRogers" Gerard has passed away and with him another piece of my childhood drifts into the abyss. RIP
Remember back in the 90s when everyone held their guns sideways for some reason? Yeah, me too. Our review of #TheFifthElement drops tonight at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Remember back in the 90s when everyone held their guns sideways for some reason? Yeah, me too. Our review of #TheFifthElement drops tonight at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
RIP to Anthony Geary. Most will remember him as Luke from General Hospital, but he'll always be Serenghetti, the man who really ran the prison in Penitentiary 3, to us.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
RIP to Anthony Geary. Most will remember him as Luke from General Hospital, but he'll always be Serenghetti, the man who really ran the prison in Penitentiary 3, to us.
As if #TheFifthElement couldn't get any sillier, Chris Tucker shows up as Ruby Rhod a Prince caricature on steroids who sucks all the oxygen out of the room. This is what it sounds like when the podcast cries tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
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December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
As if #TheFifthElement couldn't get any sillier, Chris Tucker shows up as Ruby Rhod a Prince caricature on steroids who sucks all the oxygen out of the room. This is what it sounds like when the podcast cries tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Secondhand Store Score!
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Secondhand Store Score!
In the future world of #TheFifthElement 20% of the population is Elon Spawn, the vilest being evil billionaire Zorg, a descendant of the Musk/Grimes line. You can't choose your family, but you can choose us Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
In the future world of #TheFifthElement 20% of the population is Elon Spawn, the vilest being evil billionaire Zorg, a descendant of the Musk/Grimes line. You can't choose your family, but you can choose us Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
In the 23rd Century an ancient evil descends upon Earth to destroy it. Only one thing stands in its way, a skinny redhead with the power of #TheFifthElement. Blast off Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In the 23rd Century an ancient evil descends upon Earth to destroy it. Only one thing stands in its way, a skinny redhead with the power of #TheFifthElement. Blast off Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
In these troubling times when it feels like society is on the brink of collapse it's comforting to know that in the 23rd Century some things still endure. Stay tuned.
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
In these troubling times when it feels like society is on the brink of collapse it's comforting to know that in the 23rd Century some things still endure. Stay tuned.
Never forget Steve James was a Baseball Fury.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Never forget Steve James was a Baseball Fury.
Our review of 80s fantasy flick #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer is finger licking good. But don't take my word for it, go to soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater to find out for yourself.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Our review of 80s fantasy flick #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer is finger licking good. But don't take my word for it, go to soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater to find out for yourself.
While listening to our review of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer, with guest @flixology.bsky.social, take a moment to reflect on how much better it would have been if Lee Horsley hadn't sabotaged Reb Brown's role out of jealousy. soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
While listening to our review of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer, with guest @flixology.bsky.social, take a moment to reflect on how much better it would have been if Lee Horsley hadn't sabotaged Reb Brown's role out of jealousy. soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater
Episode 392: #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer What Lee Horsely lacks in a mustache he makes up for in sword blades as Talon an exiled prince looking for revenge against an evil warlord and his wizard goon. @flixology.bsky.social joins us for this early 80s cable staple at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Episode 392: #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer What Lee Horsely lacks in a mustache he makes up for in sword blades as Talon an exiled prince looking for revenge against an evil warlord and his wizard goon. @flixology.bsky.social joins us for this early 80s cable staple at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Make sure to listen to our review of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer with special guest @flixology.bsky.social tonight. The safeword is soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Make sure to listen to our review of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer with special guest @flixology.bsky.social tonight. The safeword is soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Don't let the fact that he looks like a wax statue of Rutger Hauer melting in the sun fool you, Richard Lynch gives the best performance in #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. He kills it, literally, as the evil King Cromwell. We kill it tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Don't let the fact that he looks like a wax statue of Rutger Hauer melting in the sun fool you, Richard Lynch gives the best performance in #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. He kills it, literally, as the evil King Cromwell. We kill it tomorrow at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
A pre-Night Court Richard Moll does what he did best, playing a big ugly monster as the sorcerer part of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. Despite being easily dispatched TWICE in it, he's capable of many impressive (off-camera) magical feats. We cast a spell Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A pre-Night Court Richard Moll does what he did best, playing a big ugly monster as the sorcerer part of #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. Despite being easily dispatched TWICE in it, he's capable of many impressive (off-camera) magical feats. We cast a spell Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
After the success of Conan the Barbarian, there was a deluge of knockoffs, but only one had a ridiculous rocket propelled sword. That knockoff was #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. The podcast is mightier than the sword Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
After the success of Conan the Barbarian, there was a deluge of knockoffs, but only one had a ridiculous rocket propelled sword. That knockoff was #TheSwordAndTheSorcerer. The podcast is mightier than the sword Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater.
This week, find out what ET's other fingers can do.😬
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This week, find out what ET's other fingers can do.😬
Strap on your electromagnetic scatter suit because Tom Selleck is taking on rampaging robots in the film that had the unfortunate fate of being released the same time as Terminator, Michael Crichton's #Runaway. Calling all clankers at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Strap on your electromagnetic scatter suit because Tom Selleck is taking on rampaging robots in the film that had the unfortunate fate of being released the same time as Terminator, Michael Crichton's #Runaway. Calling all clankers at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
Don't let Elon fool you, robots are dangerous. Learn how dangerous as we review Michael Crichton's #Runaway at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don't let Elon fool you, robots are dangerous. Learn how dangerous as we review Michael Crichton's #Runaway at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater.
Episode 391: #Runaway Tom Selleck soars to new heights as an acrophobic robo-cop on the trail of a psycho killer with a gun that shoots heat seeking bullets played by KISS' Gene Simmons. We're faster than a speeding bullet at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Episode 391: #Runaway Tom Selleck soars to new heights as an acrophobic robo-cop on the trail of a psycho killer with a gun that shoots heat seeking bullets played by KISS' Gene Simmons. We're faster than a speeding bullet at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any app under Golan-Globus Theater.
Start preparing your vacation to Detroit! The Robocop statue has finally been erected!
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Start preparing your vacation to Detroit! The Robocop statue has finally been erected!
Listen to our review of #Runaway tonight at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater or we'll sic the spiderbots on you. You've been warned!
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Listen to our review of #Runaway tonight at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions or any podcast app under Golan-Globus Theater or we'll sic the spiderbots on you. You've been warned!