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gandemonium.bsky.social
@gandemonium.bsky.social
PCCM Doctor, book nerd, pretentious bread baker, podcast aficionado, forever dungeon master, sentence fragment enthusiast.

Firm believer in the preferential option for the poor.
“Breaking news: Ted Cruz makes a list of bad things and includes ‘attacking pedophiles.’ More at 8pm after our analysis of the government shutdown to prevent the release of the Epstein files.”
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words.”—Steven Eriskon, Malazan Book of the Fallen
September 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You could always tell them to “jump up their own ass and live,” implying that most silly people who do so would die but sure not god’s specialists newspaper who is so much smarter than the average person. Surely they could beat the odds.
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The most I’ve been excited about a podcast since the most recent episode of dungeons and daddies
August 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You can’t drop this info and not mention the podcast!
August 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Now I want to write a fanfic about a member of the adeptus administratum who is fearfully competent at their job of organizing mathematics curricula for the tithes
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Truly the stars are better off without us.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The last word was infact, “harder.” Alas.
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Then why are you backing it, Chuck? You had an opportunity to stop it in its tracks.
April 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
People in the comments have forgotten about the consequences of load bearing grandmatrons in democracy **coughcoughRoeVWadecoughcough**
March 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“In a bully’s house, there is no place to punch but his face.” —Diogenes or something
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Journalistic editing integrity? In MY New York Times? Never.
March 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Solipsistic old man forgets there is a country beyond DC that includes his constituents, no one is surprised.
March 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wise words from Chuck “I capitulate to fascists” Schumer. Chuck, I cannot WAIT to vote against you in the primaries. Disgraced to be your constituent.
March 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hey Chuck, have you considered giving in and letting him annex Greenland? Heard appeasement works great with fascists.
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Called that fucking coward. No office picked up. Left a website comment. Told him I know several orthopedists if he ever wants to take a spine for a test drive.

Call me Sisyphus cuz I’m gonna be back on my bullshit tomorrow.
March 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Faves iazzem?
March 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If those Christians could read, they’d be very upset.
March 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh hell yes, this is NEWS. Excellent reporting, Politico. Thank you for bringing these current events to light.
March 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Finally someone brave enough to push back on those trans kids! They’ve had it too good for too long, I tell you. The college athletes are the real victims of our times! Clearly one man “breaking” with his party implied the whole party was wrong! This is the kind of honest reporting we need.
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Mark Warner: my favorite flavor of shoe polish is brown
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The data we’re getting has a two day lag time since we don’t have rapid commercial assays, and with measles being so contagious, there are probably THOUSANDS of cases. As a PICU doc… I’m scared.
March 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM