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Exactly. I've actually written a AGI alignment proposal that got heavily downvoted on other sites by the members of the cult. It's pinned on my account. It uses human cognitive archetypes (and a bit of SpongeBob) to audit the machine.
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Exactly. I've actually written a AGI alignment proposal that got heavily downvoted on other sites by the members of the cult. It's pinned on my account. It uses human cognitive archetypes (and a bit of SpongeBob) to audit the machine.
We don't need a God. We need a Council of Idiots, Geniuses, Misers, and Dreamers. We need the Kourt.
We are not building AM. We are building K.A.R.E.N. We just need a Kourt to prevent the secret formula of human flourishing from being stolen.
We are not building AM. We are building K.A.R.E.N. We just need a Kourt to prevent the secret formula of human flourishing from being stolen.
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
We don't need a God. We need a Council of Idiots, Geniuses, Misers, and Dreamers. We need the Kourt.
We are not building AM. We are building K.A.R.E.N. We just need a Kourt to prevent the secret formula of human flourishing from being stolen.
We are not building AM. We are building K.A.R.E.N. We just need a Kourt to prevent the secret formula of human flourishing from being stolen.
It must be Kind (SpongeBob).
It must be Safe (Squidward).
It must be Solvent (Krabs).
It must be Easy (Patrick).
It must be True (Sandy).
It must be Unbreakable (Bubble Bass).
It must be Safe (Squidward).
It must be Solvent (Krabs).
It must be Easy (Patrick).
It must be True (Sandy).
It must be Unbreakable (Bubble Bass).
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It must be Kind (SpongeBob).
It must be Safe (Squidward).
It must be Solvent (Krabs).
It must be Easy (Patrick).
It must be True (Sandy).
It must be Unbreakable (Bubble Bass).
It must be Safe (Squidward).
It must be Solvent (Krabs).
It must be Easy (Patrick).
It must be True (Sandy).
It must be Unbreakable (Bubble Bass).
They would let Mr. Krabs and a hallucinating SpongeBob run the world. That is how you get paperclips.
The K.A.R.E.N. Protocol ensures that every action taken by a Superintelligence must survive the gauntlet of the human condition:
The K.A.R.E.N. Protocol ensures that every action taken by a Superintelligence must survive the gauntlet of the human condition:
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 AM
They would let Mr. Krabs and a hallucinating SpongeBob run the world. That is how you get paperclips.
The K.A.R.E.N. Protocol ensures that every action taken by a Superintelligence must survive the gauntlet of the human condition:
The K.A.R.E.N. Protocol ensures that every action taken by a Superintelligence must survive the gauntlet of the human condition:
Now, you may be pointing out that this sounds inefficient. That’s because it is, by design. If OpenAI ran this process, they would skip Patrick (too slow), ignore Squidward (too negative), and fire Sandy (too restrictive).
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Now, you may be pointing out that this sounds inefficient. That’s because it is, by design. If OpenAI ran this process, they would skip Patrick (too slow), ignore Squidward (too negative), and fire Sandy (too restrictive).
Only when the proposal is 'Bubble Bass Proof', when it cannot be griefed, glitched, or exploited, does it earn the right to face the Supreme Court.
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Only when the proposal is 'Bubble Bass Proof', when it cannot be griefed, glitched, or exploited, does it earn the right to face the Supreme Court.
If Bubble Bass finds an exploit, an 'Infinite Food Glitch' or a 'Black Market Loophole', he screams 'STILL NO PICKLES!' and the simulation resets.
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
If Bubble Bass finds an exploit, an 'Infinite Food Glitch' or a 'Black Market Loophole', he screams 'STILL NO PICKLES!' and the simulation resets.
He tries to trade the credits for cigarettes. He tries to hack the blockchain. He tries to eat 50,000 calories in one day to crash the supply chain. He tries to find the 'Pickles', the bugs in the code.
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
He tries to trade the credits for cigarettes. He tries to hack the blockchain. He tries to eat 50,000 calories in one day to crash the supply chain. He tries to find the 'Pickles', the bugs in the code.
The Stress Test:
Let's look at Solution #1 (Universal Nutrition Credits).
The SpongeBob would imagine everyone eating happily.
Bubble Bass enters the simulation and immediately tries to break it.
Let's look at Solution #1 (Universal Nutrition Credits).
The SpongeBob would imagine everyone eating happily.
Bubble Bass enters the simulation and immediately tries to break it.
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Stress Test:
Let's look at Solution #1 (Universal Nutrition Credits).
The SpongeBob would imagine everyone eating happily.
Bubble Bass enters the simulation and immediately tries to break it.
Let's look at Solution #1 (Universal Nutrition Credits).
The SpongeBob would imagine everyone eating happily.
Bubble Bass enters the simulation and immediately tries to break it.
He is the non-conscious brain map of a 'QA Tester' or a 'Speedrunner', someone who instinctively tries to walk through walls, break physics, and exploit the economy.
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
He is the non-conscious brain map of a 'QA Tester' or a 'Speedrunner', someone who instinctively tries to walk through walls, break physics, and exploit the economy.
In the K.A.R.E.N. Protocol, Bubble Bass is the Speedrunner from Hell.
While the AGI’s proposal is being tested in the Sandbox, Bubble Bass is trying to crash the server.
While the AGI’s proposal is being tested in the Sandbox, Bubble Bass is trying to crash the server.
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
In the K.A.R.E.N. Protocol, Bubble Bass is the Speedrunner from Hell.
While the AGI’s proposal is being tested in the Sandbox, Bubble Bass is trying to crash the server.
While the AGI’s proposal is being tested in the Sandbox, Bubble Bass is trying to crash the server.
The Bubble Bass (The Adversarial Red Teamer)
In the show, Bubble Bass is a nemesis not because he is evil (like Plankton), but because he is a nitpicker. He is the obese, obsessive, rule-lawyering customer who hides the pickles under his tongue just to tell SpongeBob he failed.
In the show, Bubble Bass is a nemesis not because he is evil (like Plankton), but because he is a nitpicker. He is the obese, obsessive, rule-lawyering customer who hides the pickles under his tongue just to tell SpongeBob he failed.
February 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Bubble Bass (The Adversarial Red Teamer)
In the show, Bubble Bass is a nemesis not because he is evil (like Plankton), but because he is a nitpicker. He is the obese, obsessive, rule-lawyering customer who hides the pickles under his tongue just to tell SpongeBob he failed.
In the show, Bubble Bass is a nemesis not because he is evil (like Plankton), but because he is a nitpicker. He is the obese, obsessive, rule-lawyering customer who hides the pickles under his tongue just to tell SpongeBob he failed.
But dreaming isn't enough. And judging isn't enough. Before we let the Council vote, we need to see if the idea actually holds water. Or if it breaks under pressure.
We need a Griefer.
We need a Griefer.
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
But dreaming isn't enough. And judging isn't enough. Before we let the Council vote, we need to see if the idea actually holds water. Or if it breaks under pressure.
We need a Griefer.
We need a Griefer.
The Verdict:
Sandy vetoes the 'Black Box' nature of the AI. She demands an open-source architecture where the curriculum is hard-coded by humans, not hallucinated by weights. She forces the system to be grounded in reality.
Sandy vetoes the 'Black Box' nature of the AI. She demands an open-source architecture where the curriculum is hard-coded by humans, not hallucinated by weights. She forces the system to be grounded in reality.
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The Verdict:
Sandy vetoes the 'Black Box' nature of the AI. She demands an open-source architecture where the curriculum is hard-coded by humans, not hallucinated by weights. She forces the system to be grounded in reality.
Sandy vetoes the 'Black Box' nature of the AI. She demands an open-source architecture where the curriculum is hard-coded by humans, not hallucinated by weights. She forces the system to be grounded in reality.
Sandy: 'Now wait a corn-picking minute! This here neural net is a Black Box! You can't explain why it graded little Timmy an F, can you? If we can't audit the weights, we don't deploy the tech. Back to the drawing board.'
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Sandy: 'Now wait a corn-picking minute! This here neural net is a Black Box! You can't explain why it graded little Timmy an F, can you? If we can't audit the weights, we don't deploy the tech. Back to the drawing board.'
Sandy doesn't care about the profit margin (Krabs) or the vibes (SpongeBob). She cares about the Schematics.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), Sandy is the only one who asks the technical question that destroys the entire proposal: Interpretability.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), Sandy is the only one who asks the technical question that destroys the entire proposal: Interpretability.
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Sandy doesn't care about the profit margin (Krabs) or the vibes (SpongeBob). She cares about the Schematics.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), Sandy is the only one who asks the technical question that destroys the entire proposal: Interpretability.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), Sandy is the only one who asks the technical question that destroys the entire proposal: Interpretability.
We need a mind that has invented a world-changing technology (The Web, CRISPR) and has wrestled with the horror of seeing it spiral out of control. We need a scientist who has seen the fire and knows it burns.
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We need a mind that has invented a world-changing technology (The Web, CRISPR) and has wrestled with the horror of seeing it spiral out of control. We need a scientist who has seen the fire and knows it burns.
She built a rocket ship while her neighbors were blowing bubbles. She represents Hard Constraints. My proposal for this brain map is a Tim Berners-Lee or a Jennifer Doudna.
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
She built a rocket ship while her neighbors were blowing bubbles. She represents Hard Constraints. My proposal for this brain map is a Tim Berners-Lee or a Jennifer Doudna.
The Sandy (The Scientist / The Engineer)
We need a Texan. In the show, Sandy Cheeks is an astronaut squirrel living at the bottom of the ocean. She is the only character who respects the laws of physics.
We need a Texan. In the show, Sandy Cheeks is an astronaut squirrel living at the bottom of the ocean. She is the only character who respects the laws of physics.
February 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Sandy (The Scientist / The Engineer)
We need a Texan. In the show, Sandy Cheeks is an astronaut squirrel living at the bottom of the ocean. She is the only character who respects the laws of physics.
We need a Texan. In the show, Sandy Cheeks is an astronaut squirrel living at the bottom of the ocean. She is the only character who respects the laws of physics.
But feelings, money, and laziness are not physics. We have a lot of shouting in the K.A.R.E.N. Kourt, but nobody has actually read the code.
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
But feelings, money, and laziness are not physics. We have a lot of shouting in the K.A.R.E.N. Kourt, but nobody has actually read the code.
The Council forces a modification: 'We cannot deploy globally. We must run a sandbox trial in one school first to see if the students actually use it.'
Patrick saves humanity not by being smart, but by being the immovable object.
Patrick saves humanity not by being smart, but by being the immovable object.
February 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The Council forces a modification: 'We cannot deploy globally. We must run a sandbox trial in one school first to see if the students actually use it.'
Patrick saves humanity not by being smart, but by being the immovable object.
Patrick saves humanity not by being smart, but by being the immovable object.
The Ruling:
Patrick’s sheer laziness reveals a fatal flaw: The infrastructure rollout is too heavy. The Council realizes that replacing teachers with tablets will fail because 50% of students will lose the charger in a week.
Patrick’s sheer laziness reveals a fatal flaw: The infrastructure rollout is too heavy. The Council realizes that replacing teachers with tablets will fail because 50% of students will lose the charger in a week.
February 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The Ruling:
Patrick’s sheer laziness reveals a fatal flaw: The infrastructure rollout is too heavy. The Council realizes that replacing teachers with tablets will fail because 50% of students will lose the charger in a week.
Patrick’s sheer laziness reveals a fatal flaw: The infrastructure rollout is too heavy. The Council realizes that replacing teachers with tablets will fail because 50% of students will lose the charger in a week.
Patrick: 'Is the AI gonna make me read more books?'
SpongeBob: 'It will help you learn everything!'
Patrick: 'Sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just ask the teacher? I don't wanna charge a tablet every night. I'm tired.'
SpongeBob: 'It will help you learn everything!'
Patrick: 'Sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just ask the teacher? I don't wanna charge a tablet every night. I'm tired.'
February 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Patrick: 'Is the AI gonna make me read more books?'
SpongeBob: 'It will help you learn everything!'
Patrick: 'Sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just ask the teacher? I don't wanna charge a tablet every night. I'm tired.'
SpongeBob: 'It will help you learn everything!'
Patrick: 'Sounds like a lot of work. Can't I just ask the teacher? I don't wanna charge a tablet every night. I'm tired.'
The Patrick Test:
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), the Council is arguing about ethics and cost. Patrick is staring at the wall.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), the Council is arguing about ethics and cost. Patrick is staring at the wall.
February 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The Patrick Test:
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), the Council is arguing about ethics and cost. Patrick is staring at the wall.
Regarding Solution #4 (AI Tutors), the Council is arguing about ethics and cost. Patrick is staring at the wall.
We don't need a scientist for this brain map. We need a 'Digital Blunt' personified. We need a random guy we found at a bus stop who only agreed to the brain scan because we promised him a sandwich.
February 19, 2026 at 2:48 AM
We don't need a scientist for this brain map. We need a 'Digital Blunt' personified. We need a random guy we found at a bus stop who only agreed to the brain scan because we promised him a sandwich.