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Slime
@gamingupdatesfake.bsky.social
Ime slime
I am also a minor
If u post NSFW or darkship content pls go away and dni and block me
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Im not making a 3rd account so I'm just gonna rebrand this one
Call me slime
Awesome tattoo idea
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ngl all these posts feel like talking to a wall
May 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I had a vision
May 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Love how i can't do anything on normal minecraft because everything needs a fuckin Microsoft account but if I wanna play legacy minecraft nobody else is doing gamemodes that aren't battle
May 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FUCK UOY MEAN I "STARVED TO DEATH" THIS JS A BATTLE GAMEMODE WHY THE FUCK DOES FOOD MATTER
May 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mlp infection au idea: the infection just turns them into normal horses
May 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dawg who tf are these people
May 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Upcoming lines in the pikmin movie
1: erm what the pluck?
2: this looks like one bulbous orb!
3: a grub dog? Two can play at this game! (Cut to oatchi charging at a bulborb with who let the dogs out)
4: for plucks sake!
5: i... am olimar.
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May 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So apparently the full moon just makes people go mad?? I was just never told that.? We have two ominous orbs in the sky that have been worshipped for ages, one blinding you and the other making you go mad and we just never questioned it??
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What alien are you?
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I did the circle thing
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I had an idea for like... a boulder pikmin so I made a quick lil doodle
They would be ablebto do normal pikmin thinks but also curl up in a ball to do more damage kinda like the purple pikmin slam.. they would also curl up during sunset so you could leave them out and still find them alive tomorrow
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I have a friend who works at glitch productions and he sent me these images of from episode 5 of the amazing digital circus. Aperently the name of the blue dude is "duke". What do you think?
May 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Psa: do not EVER update your phone. All my icons look like shit
May 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Can someone explain to me what this is and why so many people do it
May 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I ENTETED WITH 90 AND IM LEAVING WITH 18
ALL OF MY PIKMIN ARE FUCKING DEAD
May 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ALL OF MY PIKMIN ARE FUCKING DEAD
May 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
MY DUMBASS WHITE PIKMIN JUST KILLED THEMSELFS
THRRE WWS A BOMB RIGHT NEDT YOU WHY WAS THE SKULL A PRIORITY OVER THR BOMB!!
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Boyfriend fnf: is that John doe from roblox? Hello john doe!!
Hello john doe fnf mod: hmmm.... i think I like that name
May 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I have a theory
May 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Game idea: EVIL just shapes and beats
You play as a pink cube that's corrupting the world around it with it ending with the bad (good?) Guy going super saiyan and becoming unkillable where you lose no matter what
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@rustydoodlebot.bsky.social i have an awesome ship idea
The name is ss rustphin
May 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I want an account that randomly posts impossible quiz questions and then has people answer
May 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Why does this go so hard
youtu.be/QhiQW6uNrsQ?...
If "i throw my young on the low key
m pro life until I see a pokey" isn't in the next copy of the Bible I'm throwing a riot
gangster yoshi
YouTube video by Chazing2
youtu.be
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They should make mafiosos redesign throw this guy
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM