Gaming-Haiku
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Haiku about video games. Don't worry, I don't spend much time on them.
An anachronistic arse. I saw Carmen at the amphitheatre in Verona. Was too tight to buy a cushion and spent the last hour groaning and trying to stretch my lower back. Haven't felt my arse since. May have left it there.
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
An anachronistic arse. I saw Carmen at the amphitheatre in Verona. Was too tight to buy a cushion and spent the last hour groaning and trying to stretch my lower back. Haven't felt my arse since. May have left it there.
They must get the list beforehand...
February 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
They must get the list beforehand...
This happened to me recently while reading Danny, Champion of the World. Chanced a Welsh valleys accent for Danny's dad, then had to pivot to a north east twang.
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
This happened to me recently while reading Danny, Champion of the World. Chanced a Welsh valleys accent for Danny's dad, then had to pivot to a north east twang.
Once my mate tried to put me off by putting his cock (inside the boxers) in the pocket nearest my face to distract me. I bit it. I often remind him that I've had his dick in my mouth, but he denies it happened.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Once my mate tried to put me off by putting his cock (inside the boxers) in the pocket nearest my face to distract me. I bit it. I often remind him that I've had his dick in my mouth, but he denies it happened.
The confidence you have in your letters... Firing them off like a positive post angel. I'd love to get a letter worth a fiver.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The confidence you have in your letters... Firing them off like a positive post angel. I'd love to get a letter worth a fiver.
We'll all have to start sending letters from working men's post offices.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
We'll all have to start sending letters from working men's post offices.
Oh yes. Reading this post is the closest I've gotten to stretching in years, and I found it confronting.
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Oh yes. Reading this post is the closest I've gotten to stretching in years, and I found it confronting.
It's a totally valid opinion. We've far too often been insipid with a lack of any intensity or confidence. Winning a trophy doesn't mean he's beyond scrutiny. We've been absolute shite since that goal.
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's a totally valid opinion. We've far too often been insipid with a lack of any intensity or confidence. Winning a trophy doesn't mean he's beyond scrutiny. We've been absolute shite since that goal.
We most certainly are not.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We most certainly are not.
Your alt text game is brilliant. I appreciate the effort you put into it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Your alt text game is brilliant. I appreciate the effort you put into it.
Go and have a wank and cheer up.
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Go and have a wank and cheer up.
Thiaw looks a big massive huge guy when he's playing, but when you see him up close he's got a little babyface. Must be terrifying for attackers
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Thiaw looks a big massive huge guy when he's playing, but when you see him up close he's got a little babyface. Must be terrifying for attackers
An eternity of vulgar roasts.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
An eternity of vulgar roasts.