I can't take credit for this meme, but it is excellent:

Congratulations! 🎉

Get the wah-wah trombones out!

You're already taken.

You just haven't met them yet.

You know these guys are looking, and hoping, for a reason to escalate a situation.

Sadly, they may get what they are angling for.

I guess something is better than nothing?

A solid bit of micro fiction.

A car can crash through the failure of any given component that happens through wear and tear. Nothing built by human hands lasts forever, & it is not a failure of humans or their nature because a gear's teeth break, a link in a chain gives way and snaps, or an exposed wire eventually shorts out.

Updating software shouldn't have to be learning a new interface each time it happens.

Clearly he missed the lesson on timing.

How does one even do this?

In this world, that's a tall order.

Or the Lord could give you $1500. You have an even chance of either.