Jenn (Morton) Kirkland
@gamermomjenn.bsky.social
Mom, McKinney-Vento driver, widow, poor housekeeper, reader, writer, gamer, sleep evangelist.
Tongs with Teeth is my new indie protest band name.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tongs with Teeth is my new indie protest band name.
awww, poor widdle guy
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
awww, poor widdle guy
I joke with my students that I am a bear - soy una osa - because all I want this time of year is fish, berries, and sleep.
Right now, that's not a joke. Except that today I'm also craving nuts.
At least I want things that are healthy for me personally.
Right now, that's not a joke. Except that today I'm also craving nuts.
At least I want things that are healthy for me personally.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I joke with my students that I am a bear - soy una osa - because all I want this time of year is fish, berries, and sleep.
Right now, that's not a joke. Except that today I'm also craving nuts.
At least I want things that are healthy for me personally.
Right now, that's not a joke. Except that today I'm also craving nuts.
At least I want things that are healthy for me personally.
I’ll let them know if I’m over there enough to see anyone looking for you.
The one and only Facebook jail time I have done was because I suggested that it would be easier for everyone involved if anti-vaxxers died of Covid quicker. It was considered threatening language.
The one and only Facebook jail time I have done was because I suggested that it would be easier for everyone involved if anti-vaxxers died of Covid quicker. It was considered threatening language.
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’ll let them know if I’m over there enough to see anyone looking for you.
The one and only Facebook jail time I have done was because I suggested that it would be easier for everyone involved if anti-vaxxers died of Covid quicker. It was considered threatening language.
The one and only Facebook jail time I have done was because I suggested that it would be easier for everyone involved if anti-vaxxers died of Covid quicker. It was considered threatening language.
From 1968 in MAD magazine
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
From 1968 in MAD magazine
Hot take: I do not give one single shit about your race/religion/gender/sexuality/national origin, etc.
Really the thing I care about most is that you try to be a decent human being. It’s just not that complicated.
Really the thing I care about most is that you try to be a decent human being. It’s just not that complicated.
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hot take: I do not give one single shit about your race/religion/gender/sexuality/national origin, etc.
Really the thing I care about most is that you try to be a decent human being. It’s just not that complicated.
Really the thing I care about most is that you try to be a decent human being. It’s just not that complicated.
So I used my Climate Change Headache as an excuse to give myself an Autism Booster today. It only lasts 4-6 hours, though. Maybe less, since it's not the Tylenol brand.
#YesThisIsSarcasm #SmokeSeasonInSeattle
#YesThisIsSarcasm #SmokeSeasonInSeattle
September 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So I used my Climate Change Headache as an excuse to give myself an Autism Booster today. It only lasts 4-6 hours, though. Maybe less, since it's not the Tylenol brand.
#YesThisIsSarcasm #SmokeSeasonInSeattle
#YesThisIsSarcasm #SmokeSeasonInSeattle
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August 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I have Ood Red Eye today. I don’t *think* I’m possessed, so it must be stress. Or spring.
February 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have Ood Red Eye today. I don’t *think* I’m possessed, so it must be stress. Or spring.
Whhhaaaaat? Himself 2.0 is hurting red states? Who woulda thunk it? Certainly not the red states' representatives, according to all evidence, as they're now losing their minds on the topic.
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February 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Whhhaaaaat? Himself 2.0 is hurting red states? Who woulda thunk it? Certainly not the red states' representatives, according to all evidence, as they're now losing their minds on the topic.
Maybe I'm stupid (or more likely just inexperienced on the style of platform) but how to I look at replies to various threads?
Confused BitMoji for algorithm tax
Confused BitMoji for algorithm tax
February 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Maybe I'm stupid (or more likely just inexperienced on the style of platform) but how to I look at replies to various threads?
Confused BitMoji for algorithm tax
Confused BitMoji for algorithm tax
Did all the things, including rent, car tabs, and buying (ouch) and boiling eggs this morning.
[image description: an image for the Disney Animated version of Beauty and the Beast, with the captions, "I need six eggs!" and, "That's too expensive!"]
[image description: an image for the Disney Animated version of Beauty and the Beast, with the captions, "I need six eggs!" and, "That's too expensive!"]
January 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Did all the things, including rent, car tabs, and buying (ouch) and boiling eggs this morning.
[image description: an image for the Disney Animated version of Beauty and the Beast, with the captions, "I need six eggs!" and, "That's too expensive!"]
[image description: an image for the Disney Animated version of Beauty and the Beast, with the captions, "I need six eggs!" and, "That's too expensive!"]
For the first time in a while, today a stranger asked me why I was wearing a mask, "because Covid is over."
I wish I had had the quick wits to say what I thought of three minutes later, which was, "It's just a cold but if you really want it, come here and I'll cough on you."
I wish I had had the quick wits to say what I thought of three minutes later, which was, "It's just a cold but if you really want it, come here and I'll cough on you."
January 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For the first time in a while, today a stranger asked me why I was wearing a mask, "because Covid is over."
I wish I had had the quick wits to say what I thought of three minutes later, which was, "It's just a cold but if you really want it, come here and I'll cough on you."
I wish I had had the quick wits to say what I thought of three minutes later, which was, "It's just a cold but if you really want it, come here and I'll cough on you."
Open Letter To People who trawl for remote employees: I will NOT help you train your AI to "sound more convincing."
November 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Open Letter To People who trawl for remote employees: I will NOT help you train your AI to "sound more convincing."
That surreal feeling when you can only play “comfort” video games due to All That Out There, but the console hasn’t been used for anything online for over a year.
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
That surreal feeling when you can only play “comfort” video games due to All That Out There, but the console hasn’t been used for anything online for over a year.