gallandguile
@gallandguile.bsky.social
oh my god whatever dude
damn reuters at risk of a wobble? that's so crazy I HAVEN'T EATEN BEEF IN LIKE THREE MONTHS! SOFTWARE ENGINEERS IN SOUP LINES! THEY'RE REPOING PEOPLE'S T-SHIRTS! IT'S PANDEMONIUM!
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
damn reuters at risk of a wobble? that's so crazy I HAVEN'T EATEN BEEF IN LIKE THREE MONTHS! SOFTWARE ENGINEERS IN SOUP LINES! THEY'RE REPOING PEOPLE'S T-SHIRTS! IT'S PANDEMONIUM!
Carson Wentz and Wes Phillips
October 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Carson Wentz and Wes Phillips
I had a CAT S22 Flip for all of 2024 and honestly it restored so many of my sanity points. Highly recommend. Full Android but very cumbersome AND you get to snap it shut
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I had a CAT S22 Flip for all of 2024 and honestly it restored so many of my sanity points. Highly recommend. Full Android but very cumbersome AND you get to snap it shut
Is there a lot to say about that Politico story about the horrible racist Hitlerite group chat that every single young Republican aspirant was part of? Sure. But the thing that pops out to me is how every single one of these nerds has rolling backpack/wears a suit to school/asthma kid physiognomy
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is there a lot to say about that Politico story about the horrible racist Hitlerite group chat that every single young Republican aspirant was part of? Sure. But the thing that pops out to me is how every single one of these nerds has rolling backpack/wears a suit to school/asthma kid physiognomy
One of the biggest wins for Republicans is that they don't have to pretend to like Guy Stuff anymore. Lindsey Graham doesn't have to pretend to watch baseball. The party has been ideologically captured by smelly unpopular wheely backpack guys who loathe sports and jocks. I mean check this shit out
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of the biggest wins for Republicans is that they don't have to pretend to like Guy Stuff anymore. Lindsey Graham doesn't have to pretend to watch baseball. The party has been ideologically captured by smelly unpopular wheely backpack guys who loathe sports and jocks. I mean check this shit out
that's the whole ball game right there, bro. that's it. if this pisses you off then you you're not one of us.
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
that's the whole ball game right there, bro. that's it. if this pisses you off then you you're not one of us.
do it carson... they don't think you can throw the ball to the moon... they all laugh at you for thinking you can throw the ball to the moon... third and goal carsonnnn, and the moon is so very close...
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
do it carson... they don't think you can throw the ball to the moon... they all laugh at you for thinking you can throw the ball to the moon... third and goal carsonnnn, and the moon is so very close...
i want this so bad, but it doesn't work with verizon. my kingdom for a candybar phone
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i want this so bad, but it doesn't work with verizon. my kingdom for a candybar phone
To be 100% clear: this man once held up a sign that said "RAPE MELANIA" at a rally. This is literally him.
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
To be 100% clear: this man once held up a sign that said "RAPE MELANIA" at a rally. This is literally him.
Lifetime dream accomplished (if you count AAA ball)
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lifetime dream accomplished (if you count AAA ball)
I kind of don't think this works without Homer's smug, satisfied face after
September 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I kind of don't think this works without Homer's smug, satisfied face after
In case you didn't know how low they are, the guy holding this sign, literally, is now asking questions in a White House press briefing
August 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In case you didn't know how low they are, the guy holding this sign, literally, is now asking questions in a White House press briefing
At the Franklin Institute enjoying paintings of the great geniuses of history, including Newton, Galileo, Copernicus, and, of course, The Wizard
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At the Franklin Institute enjoying paintings of the great geniuses of history, including Newton, Galileo, Copernicus, and, of course, The Wizard
I enjoyed opening baseball cards with my daughter this summer, but I had never gotten an autograph until yesterday. Masanori Murakami, who broke the race barrier and was the first Japanese player in the MLB. Keeping this forever
August 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I enjoyed opening baseball cards with my daughter this summer, but I had never gotten an autograph until yesterday. Masanori Murakami, who broke the race barrier and was the first Japanese player in the MLB. Keeping this forever
This was my phone all last year, until my kid snapped it in half. I'm going to get another one in a couple months. Absolute mental health force multiplier. Regained so many sanity points. Just smart enough to get through the day, just cumbersome enough to not be addicted to it. CAT S22 Flip.
August 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This was my phone all last year, until my kid snapped it in half. I'm going to get another one in a couple months. Absolute mental health force multiplier. Regained so many sanity points. Just smart enough to get through the day, just cumbersome enough to not be addicted to it. CAT S22 Flip.
slow your roll, i know some guys who might be interested AND have experience in the business
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
slow your roll, i know some guys who might be interested AND have experience in the business
My daughter loves Pokemon cards, but they're really hard to get our hands on because of scalpers, so I've been trying to get her into baseball cards because I want her to be into sports and they're pretty easy to get. She's overjoyed about this Roki Sasaki rookie and is super protective of it
July 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My daughter loves Pokemon cards, but they're really hard to get our hands on because of scalpers, so I've been trying to get her into baseball cards because I want her to be into sports and they're pretty easy to get. She's overjoyed about this Roki Sasaki rookie and is super protective of it
white guys on HBCU baseball teams are such a vibe. just "happy as hell to be here!" from top to bottom.
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
white guys on HBCU baseball teams are such a vibe. just "happy as hell to be here!" from top to bottom.
This guy is one of the top make shit uppers in the world. He's a big leaguer. During BLM all the wine moms were doing dialectical liberation therapy and swearing allegiance to White Fragility. I mean... this is one of the defining photos of this epoch of liberalism
July 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This guy is one of the top make shit uppers in the world. He's a big leaguer. During BLM all the wine moms were doing dialectical liberation therapy and swearing allegiance to White Fragility. I mean... this is one of the defining photos of this epoch of liberalism