Galen Gower - Writer
galengower.com
Galen Gower - Writer
@galengower.com
I write stories. Some weird, some funny, all poorly, like a child armed with nonsense words and heavily sugared coffee.
So...you sell reviews?
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Every now and then I see something like this and I always wonder what it is that these people think pot does? They seem to be under the impression that it completely divorces you from reality.
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Frank Langella ain't listening to no intimacy coordinator, either. Sometimes hard to divorce the performance from the person.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Your statement is so incredibly unlikely that I can only draw the conclusion that this is 100% true.
October 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Half your life?! I mean, that only makes me qualified to have opinions on spaghetti, Spider Man, and my wife. This feels like a rather absurd limit, but here's a hot take: Ragu Old World Style is the best spaghetti sauce known to humankind.
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If anyone is reading this, stay away from this scamming bullshit. They have like 50 different accounts and websites that are all geared to taking money from people without paying writers or artists for any of their 'contests'.

If you're the account owner reading this, go fuck yourself.
October 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
How many fucking scams are you running here? This is like the fifth or sixth account you've followed me with and all your 'contests' are straight fucking cash grabs on the poor people entering your bullshit thinking it's legit. Please, for fuck's sake, fuck off.
October 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So, your 'contests' cost between $35 - $170 and this is the payment: Mainly what this contest does is give exposure to the writer.
This smells an awful like some predatory bullshit. Given that you also seem to run 500 websites full of the same, I'd prefer it if you fucked right off.
September 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm incredibly glad you enjoyed it!
August 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a foil Crucible of Worlds I want to give to a friend, but it's mixed in somewhere in the 5,000 packs I bought during lockdown...
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM