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Galen
@galencrawley.bsky.social
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I’m just here for the peer pressure
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Are these accounts official? @disneyplustr.bsky.social @disneyplushelp.bsky.social Why did I get this email today telling me about a price increase that went into effect a month ago?
Email from Disney+ about an “Upcoming Price Change” that is “going into effect” on October 17, 2024 - which was a month ago. Email from Disney+ about an “Upcoming Price Change” that is “going into effect” on October 17, 2024 - which was a month ago.
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Me just now, realizing “Inside Wants Out” isn’t available on Spotify anymore.
Tiffany “New York” Pollard sitting up in bed, wearing jeans and sunglasses, hands folded in her lap, looking unamused.
August 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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Three tickets for Challengers, please
April 29, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Paulie is Kenough
Paulie Calafiore from The Challenge poses seductively wearing a fur stole, black jeans, and a pendant (I think it’s a lion).
September 1, 2023 at 4:09 AM
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It worked 🥹
A still of Miley Cyrus from the “Wrecking Ball” video.
August 17, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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Floyd Collins (1996)
A screenshot of a Reddit post. It’s a video where a man has filmed himself stuck in a cave with water up to his neck. The title of the post is “Cave explorer gets stuck alone.”
August 11, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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Reskeet with a pic and your age

35 and still going to new places in my city.
Galen is on the roof at Hotel Clermont, which you can tell cause there’s a tower behind her that says “Hotel Clermont.” She’s wearing a summer outfit, toasting with a cocktail, and thanks to the camera angle her legs look Tina Turner Good.
August 7, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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Husband (@jkobbster.bsky.social) saw me making a sad face and asked what I was thinking about, and I had to answer truthfully:

“Journey On” from Ragtime
The “he’s probably thinking about other girls meme” but it’s reversed so the man is looking at the woman. He thinking “She probably thinks I did something wrong.” She’s thinking about big chunks of the lyrics from “Journey On” with “I will miss you in the darkness of the dawn” screaming through the middle.
August 5, 2023 at 6:39 AM
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It’s Rat Girl Summer and my 9 year old goddaughter made this portrait of me, you can’t tell me nothin’
A ridiculous image of Galen as a “rat” (actually a hamster). The shirt from her profile picture is badly photoshopped onto it, as is her curly hair and the halo of her fedora. The rat is wearing pink rhinestone sunglasses. There is a Gucci bag next to her and money is flying out EVERYWHERE. A 9 year-old really made this, can you even believe it? How did she get to be so funny?
August 4, 2023 at 4:06 AM
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rs with a banger photo of you
Galen is crouched on the floor of her bedroom in a suggestive pose. She wears a black rhinestone fishnet top, holographic star pasties, high-cut denim shorts, and battered black “suede” ankle boots with a two-inch platform and seven inch heels. Her collar and lipstick are holographic, too. She has on green tinted sunglasses and a black and white hamsa necklace and her hair, a curly, frizzy, grown-out pixie cut, is almost giving halo.
August 3, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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WHERE ARE THE MUSICAL THEATRE NERDS??
Jesse Pinknan screaming meme
August 3, 2023 at 4:08 PM
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🎶 I'm alone in the universe
So alone in the universe 🎵
A Bluesky search bar with the words “Light in the Piazza,” and the top result is about archeology. Not musicals. A Bluesky search bar with the name “Patti Lupone,” and the only result is someone saying they don’t love Patti enough to see an Ari Aster movie. A Bluesky search bar with the name “William Finn,” but below is the error message “No posts found for William Finn.” A Bluesky search bar with the words “a genuflection to Henry Ford,” but below is the error message “no posts found”
August 3, 2023 at 3:43 PM
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July 30, 2023 at 5:44 AM
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July 27, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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Me, standing around, following 8 people, wondering why my timeline is empty.
The meme of Disappointed Muhammad Sarim Akhtar, also known as Disappointed Cricket Fan and Angry Pakistani Fan. He has his hands on his hips and looks perturbed.
July 25, 2023 at 4:58 PM