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GalbinusCaeli
@galbinuscaeli.bsky.social
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I'm just a guy, you know?
User photo is an owl in a towel. (Province unknown. )
Header photo is a ripe red persimmon framed against a bright blue sky accentuated by bare branches. (Photo by me.)
(I don't follow picture accounts that don't use alt text.)
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November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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"An" error? Just the one?
A generic error message from the New York Times.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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today.yougov.com/politics/art...
Snip from attached article showing that 8% of Americans say they participated in a No Kings Day protest.
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Two diagrams. First one : Imposter Syndrome A green circle (What I know) inside a big yellow circle (What I think others know) Second one : Reality The green circle is at the center of mutliple yellow circles, same size, making a sort of daisy flower. A legend points to the yellow circles : What others know.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Collage of two images. On the left two people in an inflatable American Eagle and a Dinosaur. They might be dancing to Bad Bunny at street protest. On the right the person in the eagle outfit is dropping a ballot in a mailbox. The collage is captioned "No Kings". The left picture is captioned "We protest in the morning". The right picture is captioned "And vote in the afternoon."
October 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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#NoKings #LosGatos #Indivisible #50501movement
Collage of two images. On the left two people in an inflatable American Eagle and a Dinosaur. They might be dancing to Bad Bunny at street protest. On the right the person in the eagle outfit is dropping a ballot in a mailbox. The collage is captioned "No Kings". The left picture is captioned "We protest in the morning". The right picture is captioned "And vote in the afternoon."
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Two white pills, probably front and back of the same one. The top/front is labeled "Tylenol 500 Hospital". The lower/back is labeled "Trump is in the Epstein files."
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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And this was the logo until 1977:
Original cracker barrel logo. Just text "Cracker Barrel" Old Country Store No image at all. No chair, no barrel, no cracker.
August 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Two Panel Comic by "SAUL" An elderly person sees a young person being arrested for writing on a wall. Their paint cans are strewn at their feet. Second panel. The elderly person has picked up one of the cans and completed the message, which reads "Stop Genocide In Gaza!!"
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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This is how Trump's meeting with Putin should be covered.
Fake CNN page. Headline: Trump Flies Epstein Files to Alaska. Ticker: Trump meets Putin about Epstein files. No progress on suppressing Epstein files.
August 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I should redraw that so the bear looks less like a duck.
A terrible cartoon. Frame 1: A cowboy hat with eyes on top of cowboy boots. Labled "Don't Mess With Texas!" Frame 2: The hat and boots approach a weird lump, mostly out of frame. "I'm a gonna poke that!" Frame 3: The hat extends what might be an arm and touches the lump. "Poke!" Frame 4: The lump has turned around, revealing itself to be a bear, or maybe a duck. With large teeth and claws. "Don't Poke The Bear". The hat on boots is running away saying "Yipe!"
August 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Not just any human, but Taron Egerton
Actor Taron Egerton standing, in gym wear, arms akimbo. He has rather impressive musculature.
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Oh, look. The AI is wrong again. Must be a day ending in 'y'.
A meme claiming William Shakespeare wrote "What an terrible era, in which idiots govern the blind" This is crossed out and a note added: "No, He Did Not." "This phrase appears nowhere in his canon."
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Mike Collins goes on the rotting corpse of twitter and misspells the name of the state he (mis)represents.
I'm tempted to edit his Wikipedia page and change his alma mater to "Georiga State University"
Screenshot from the rotting corpse of twitter representing a post by Georgia Representative Mike Collins (R). He misspells "Georgia" as "Georiga".
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Am I slow? Or is this the joke?
An image of a blank web page, with nothing but a title and the word "Yep" at the bottom. I suspect this is the actual joke, since -2 famously doesn't read. But it could be a low speed connection on my end. A failure of the CDN on their end, government interference, or bunnies. If so, it's still funny, just more subtle. Maybe I should drink more coffee before posting. Naw. That would show weakness. Is there something analogous to Poe's Law that states? "Sometimes a technology failure can be indistinguishable from comedy" If not, can we name it "Skip's Law"? That would be awesome. I could point to that for Nerd Credit and hang out with Mike Godwin. Anyway. Be sure to like and subscribe. I don't know what that means, but all the kids sign off with it these days. And wow, do I want to be cool. But I'm old. And need coffee.
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Served on toasted white bread. Because, of course it is.
1/2 cup Tangy Tomato Sauce* 1 medium canned tomato, chopped 1 tablespoon green chili pepper 1 tablespoon dehydrated onion flakes Artificial sweetener to equal 2 teaspoons sugar, or to taste 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon oregano leaves 1/4 teaspoon basil leaves Dash of garlic powder 1 slice enriched white bread, toasted 2 ounces cooked chicken, chopped 1 ounce grated Monterey Jack cheese Combine tomato sauce, tomato, chili pepper, onion flaked, sweetener, cumin, salt, oregano, basil, and garlic powder in a saucepan. Simmer 12 minutes. Place toasted bread in a baking dish. Pour sauce over. Place chicken on top, then spoon grated cheese over chicken. Bake at 350°F (moderate oven) for 15 minutes. Makes 1 luncheon serving. *See Sauces, Preserves, Dressings; Card #23 Tangy Tomato Sauce 3 cups tomato purée 1/3 cup white wine vinegar Artificial sweetener to equal 4 teaspoons sugar, or to taste 3/4 teaspoon garlic powder, or to taste Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, and simmer 15 minutes to thicken. Divide evenly. Makes 12 servings, about 1/4 cup each. Copyright © Weight Watchers International, Inc. 1974. All rights reserved. Printed in U.S.A.
July 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Quick and dirty picture. A woman wearing a black t-shirt emblazoned with: "Dance like no one is watching" "Scream like a horny cicada"
July 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Oh yeah, greyscale is awful.
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Indiana Jones saying "That Belongs In A Museum"
July 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Same picture of owl and bluejay. But the owl is labeled "Has seen some things" and the blue jay "Refuses to look"
July 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Pretty sure this just indicates that I'm vegetarian.
June 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine - Whoopi Goldberg
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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A stonehenge tattoo
June 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Fixed it for you
Same picture, but the man in the suit has orange stuff smeared on his face and hand
June 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM