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min-maxxing

oh, spicy isn't a problem and back when I was in the "shoveling instant coffee down my gullet"/four coffees a day era, the heart palpitations came before any digestive issues. otoh if i have more than a few bites of fried food, it will demand i go and buy famotidine immediately. win some, lose some.

if it works, it works

the wisest advice persona the third gave me was mix spicy into your caffeine. it kinda works. i also switched over to energy drinks, which is better.

can't believe that rag genuinely had prestige a couple years back

I don't actually care about dating apps, I just want to complain about being surrounded by only tiny to normal sized burger. why tf do I live in america then.

I'm short so I understand the cruelty of the tall man's world and needing a stepstool to properly access the spice cabinet but I also want big burger.

sounds about right

settling is sooo good, especially the double whammy of both seeing what's great about the other person and how they make you happy but also unintentionally underplaying it for the sake of an overidealistic fantasy. something something messy real things vs over idealized perfection.

it's been so long since I touched a megaten game, I think I was suffering from blasphemy withdrawals when I typed that

great britain?? florida???? why tf do you you hate you so much

he's sooo charming when he's a brat