Is Lubba in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie?
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Is Lubba in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie?
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Posting about the Super Mario Galaxy movie until Lubba is revealed (or until it releases in theaters)

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Official Lubba merchandise in the year of our Luma 2025?? 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love that Galaxy 2's logo includes the Co-Star Luma bc he just be cameoing in the most random places
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Not the Wii U selling more units than the Switch 2 🥀
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Dude, these kleptoads are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking!
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
One year ago today, Nintendo Music made its sudden appearance on the App Store and Google Play Store

The idea of accessing CD quality video game music as a bonus for an online subscription honestly has a ton of potential, but the selection of soundtracks isn't quite there yet...
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looks like there's already a Galaxy Movie update I haven't discussed:

Black Sheep Music has announced that they've worked on music for the movie's campaign, which hints at the next trailer being revealed very soon (there's also a possibility that they simply worked on last month's teaser)
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
And if you're wondering how Lubba got the account back from President Haltmann, then uh here I guess idfk
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I hope you're all enjoying these daily Haltmann updates as much as I'm enjoying interacting with all of you! I've even been inspired to create my own memes!

-Susie, secretary of Haltmann Works Co.
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lubba: Hey, Kleptoad. So look, I'm in kind of a pickle an-

Kleptoad: Haltmann take your BlueSky account, too?

Lubba: So I'm not the only one.

Kleptoad: Yeah, he's been collecting 'em left and right. Maybe I shouldn't have traded him for his silver stars-

Lubba: Wait... you got paid for yours?? 😭
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lubba: Hey, Whomp King! This sure is a Throwback, huh? Har har!

Whomp: HELLO LUBBA CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TRANSITION

Lubba: Look, I know we weren't on great terms before, but do you think I could borrow so-

Whomp: YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR FINE FOR EGGING MY KINGDOM!

Lubba: Ok great seeing you bye!
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mark: "Dear god, a *likeable* billionaire? This could change everything..."

Elon: "Heh... can't be done. Trust me, I'd have done it if it were possible."

Jeff: "You'd better be right about this. Remember, your ass is on the line if you can't make back every penny we invested in you, Haltmann!"
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Haltmann: "Oh, but my plans don't stop there. I'll amass an army of posters, rid them of everything they hold dear, and feed their crushed souls into the advanced AI Star Dream. Then, I'll possess something all of you lack: the ability to swoon the entirety of the internet with autistic swag!"
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Haltmann: "I've offered a select few users a chance at fame and fortune- at a premium, of course. My secretary is in the process of reclaiming these organically grown accounts and turning them into advertisements for Haltmann Works Co."

Mark: "So you've figured out dead internet theory. Big whoop."
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*Meanwhile, at X HQ*

Mark: "Congrats on your acquisition of BlueSky, Mr. Haltmann."

Elon: "I mean... it's no Everything App. But I guess you've earned your spot in the evil billionaire's club."

Haltmann: "Thank you, boys. It's an honor to be here."

Jeff: "If I may... what are your plans now?"
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just find [customer_response.txt] so cute! When you're constantly traveling for work like me, you learn to appreciate the small things in life.

-Susie, secretary of Haltmann Works Co.
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is Susie of the Haltmann Works Company. I heard those of you on BlueSky enjoy being in the presence of billionaires? In that case, please follow us here for daily updates on the brilliant President Haltmann and his beloved company!
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Haltmann: "Shut up! Just shut up, you talentless buffoon! I give you a Haltmann work email to make your pathetic BlueSky account, I boost you on the algorithm, I even pull some strings at Nintendo to give you more content to post about! Effective immediately, you are hereby evicted from BlueSky!"
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lubba: "Ok I got a funny one, what if after the Air Riders Direct I post that Lubba wasn't a rider-"

President Haltmann: "You did that last time? And you promised you'd pay your rent by the time Galaxy 2 was ported!"

Lubba: "...so the thing is I haven't figured out how to profit from Lubbaposting"
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Amazon Web Services outage which occured this morning did not affect players of Super Mario Galaxy 2. This is because Super Mario Galaxy 2 is a single player offline game.
October 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Kleptoad's childhood trauma is getting one of these power moon shards instead of a silver star
October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lubba is not in the recently released Pokemon Legends: Z-A game for Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2.

This is because Lubba is in the recently released Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 compilation for Nintendo Switch.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Do NOT buy Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 off of Temu 😭🙏
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh shit, fr?
October 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That new Lubba storybook goes crazy
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM