coconut head
@galactosehomie.bsky.social
an alt that loves big feet, legs, and ass || south asian spice with some colonization thrown in || be funny, not an attention whore ||
Wonder if i still look old enough to be in my frat from college
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wonder if i still look old enough to be in my frat from college
The only thing missing on Bluesky is sexy feet all over my timeline, where the foot lovers at 😤
February 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The only thing missing on Bluesky is sexy feet all over my timeline, where the foot lovers at 😤
Triceps yeeeettt but not proud of my tits yet
February 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Triceps yeeeettt but not proud of my tits yet
I will NEVER buy a pair of Hey Dudes, quite literally the peak of ugly male style consumerism shoved into straight dudes throats
February 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will NEVER buy a pair of Hey Dudes, quite literally the peak of ugly male style consumerism shoved into straight dudes throats
The way I’m horny af after the gym, hit the bong, and immediately not horny anymore needs to be studied
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The way I’m horny af after the gym, hit the bong, and immediately not horny anymore needs to be studied
Thick thighs save lives or something like that
February 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thick thighs save lives or something like that
I’ve slowly started coming here more than twitter but I’m gonna need the migrate to blue sky energy back
February 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve slowly started coming here more than twitter but I’m gonna need the migrate to blue sky energy back
Me when I go out two days in a row on the weekend
February 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me when I go out two days in a row on the weekend
Guys wtf, my bench form was so bad that I corrected it and immediately could do more reps of 225… like i could easily push for more weight at this rate. WOOHOO!!
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Guys wtf, my bench form was so bad that I corrected it and immediately could do more reps of 225… like i could easily push for more weight at this rate. WOOHOO!!
Any of my mutuals watch Severance here? I wanna hear yalls theories on it all!
February 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Any of my mutuals watch Severance here? I wanna hear yalls theories on it all!
I’m like the most white washed desi guy, but goddamn, I LURVVV Indian food and if you hate it then i can’t be friends with you
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m like the most white washed desi guy, but goddamn, I LURVVV Indian food and if you hate it then i can’t be friends with you
Wait i genuinely get one like no matter what I do, this really is my anonymous sex diary bc not one person knows or gives af about me here 😂😂
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wait i genuinely get one like no matter what I do, this really is my anonymous sex diary bc not one person knows or gives af about me here 😂😂
When you’re stoned af, cold af before your shower, but see an artsy angle of your ass from a mirror double reflection… don’t mind me
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you’re stoned af, cold af before your shower, but see an artsy angle of your ass from a mirror double reflection… don’t mind me
Straight big butt gym bro just said to me “you gotta find a bf that cooks for you,” despite me never telling him my sexuality…
January 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Straight big butt gym bro just said to me “you gotta find a bf that cooks for you,” despite me never telling him my sexuality…
It’s a Friday night and I’m almost 30 and here I am STUDYING like a responsible adult learner at 10 pm 😵💫
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s a Friday night and I’m almost 30 and here I am STUDYING like a responsible adult learner at 10 pm 😵💫
Kinda fat, kinda fit, kinda horny, kinda depleted libido… kinda still doom scrolling Grindr every other day
January 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kinda fat, kinda fit, kinda horny, kinda depleted libido… kinda still doom scrolling Grindr every other day
Look at that ASSS *nickelback voice*
January 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look at that ASSS *nickelback voice*
Ugh everyone from work is getting sent home so early and I’m still goddamn here rotting away in the ORs 😭
December 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Ugh everyone from work is getting sent home so early and I’m still goddamn here rotting away in the ORs 😭
Tbh i still find myself going to twitter more but i need someone to fucking tell me to stop
December 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Tbh i still find myself going to twitter more but i need someone to fucking tell me to stop
Guy asked for my number at the gym today 2 days after breaking up with his gf… something is in the air yall
December 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Guy asked for my number at the gym today 2 days after breaking up with his gf… something is in the air yall
Found out the hot young attending i worked with is dating.. a woman. Why can’t I have my wattpad fantasy EVER 😂
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Found out the hot young attending i worked with is dating.. a woman. Why can’t I have my wattpad fantasy EVER 😂
All I’m asking for is someone to kick it with likeeee I’m a 6’2 doctor with style and good values and fun at parties, where are my big butt boyfriends at!!!!
December 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
All I’m asking for is someone to kick it with likeeee I’m a 6’2 doctor with style and good values and fun at parties, where are my big butt boyfriends at!!!!