Galactic Suplex
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Hello Humans. I am intercosmic Wrestler & Writer, Galactic Suplex. I am The Intercosmic Wrestling Champion. My Cosmic Leg Drop is my strongest technique. I will write a book for Human consumption. End.🌌
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Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Humans. Your nearest gas giant burns severely warm this day. Coat your outer shells with star reflecting gelatin or burn. End.
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The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
October 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
October 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The tint of the beverage is matching the Human chest fabric. I am now considered to be fashion by Human standards. End.
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Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Humans. Why do you drink your planet? End.
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Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Do Humans regularly waste efforts on unnecessary rules? End.
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I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I have discovered pre-assembled Rations for long ventures. Humans have thought of it all. End
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I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
September 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
September 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have found a Human engineered, "seat" for laying down. This is puzzling. Humans are humorous. End.
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I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
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Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have commandeered a Human ship. Do not attempt to follow me. End.
Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
September 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Humans, I have acquired a stash of green orbs. Are they to be traded for currency? End.
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Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.
September 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.
Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.
September 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Humans. I have come upon one of your creatures. Is it satisfactory for sustenance? Perhaps it is a partner for adventure? End.