Nick J
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Nick J
@galacticmice.bsky.social
in orbital decay around a dying internet.
Tampa -> Chicago 🏳️‍⚧️ ♂
I recently got a cheapie walking pad so I can no longer use the cold weather as an excuse to not get my steps in
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
like, I’ve got things going on in my life apart from being trans
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I assume the same conservatives wouldn’t be as defensive of a vegetarian waiter who refused to handle orders for meat dishes at a restaurant
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the pretzel
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Harry Caray’s Vatican City
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
manifesting
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
oh jesus, turn back now Bryan, don’t let it suck you in
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Israel is pretty much the only thing that has been holding American conservatism back from going fully mask-off with anti-semitism for the past few decades
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
they painted over the anti-ICE graffiti next to Clinton, but it’ll probably be back within a few days
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Not pictured, insulation under the stairs to nowhere
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
During my brief period of unemployment desperation 15 years ago when I was trying to join the Air Force, it took me maybe three weeks of effort to go from couch potatodom to being able to pass the recruitment benchmarks (got rejected anything for my psychiatric history thankfully)
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They were probably blasting the exact same songs on boomboxes on the same trains 40 years ago, they’ve developed taste and situational awareness since then
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ll occasionally hear old people on the CTA play old-school hip-hop or R&B on portable Bluetooth speakers and I’m like, fine, you get a pass
October 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
* OR by Tylenol, absolutely ridiculous
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
outdo his state album thing by writing a concept album about every city in Florida
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
like, you’ll use it eventually and it will never go bad
September 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
getting that shit on the inside of my ears after starting T finally prompted me to do Accutane at 33
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
September 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
one of them even got a song written about them
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
but i feeeeel unsafe
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
well now i need a Snake figurine for one of my terrariums
August 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
lol at my hometown’s flag
August 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn
August 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM