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left out the text
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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quirked up white boy
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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actually now that i think about it the thighs aren't exactly the issue

i did put myself in thigh-highs which is slightly inaccurate because my thighs dont LIKE thigh-highs (they're oddly painful, i dont think i have small enough thighs for them to not hurt?)

here is he
roblox avatar with the following: apricot crayola colored skin, messy dusty brown hair, the "uh oh" face, a red lollipop, a black shirt with white text reading "i refuse to give my face and ID" and red text saying "i can't chat.", pants that frankly look like light blue booty shorts and trans flag socks that are probably thigh highs, a pinkish whiteish purpleish cresent moon, and something called a "corrupt miniwii" which i frankly have no fucking clue what it is. but it's a cute critter.
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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me when im absolutely not plotting
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Quack
Lime green duck sporting a darker green hat askew, a four leaf clover on the right (technically left) side of the chest
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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just a guy and his interloper
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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GOT THE GO-AHEAD LFG
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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DAFUQ
THEY CALLED ME SMOL WHY TF ARE THEY CALLING ME SHORT
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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It's sparkling cider he's too young to drink
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Omw to bug the cousin who said he was cool with lgbtq "so long as it wasn't shoved in his face" at grandma's house :]
Long pants with 8 different pride flags (slightly outdated progress flag, bisexual flag, gay flag, lesbian flag, trans flag, asexual flag, pansexual flag, nonbinary flag) Socks are also aforementioned outdated progress flag colored stripes (If you're wondering what makes it outdated, it's missing the intersex flag that was added to it semi-recently)
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Send help,
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Wawa
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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😔
A cupcake with the frosting decapitated from its form :[
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Why is Bernie sanders in my library
Book titled Feel the Bern by Andrew Shaffer Yes this is a real book that was at our library
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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🫡

... that emoji's far too cheery lemme paste the discord one
discord salute emoji
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Left alone with just some guy who's leaving in 45 minutes to be subject to dentistry once more
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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One last spotify wrapped for the road

(Mosobbi is an irl friend of mine I was trying to get their songs to earn revenue on spotify, even just a little bit- and then I. Just dropped it)
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Bread roll
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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i then proceeded to actually math out the different ingredients and how much it'd cost, and judging from both the local supermarket and a bougie supermarket i've come to the conclusion that it cant be that because what are you spending the extra money on
discord messages all in a row -nooooooo -okay so basically i need to remember that the pokedollars are YEN specifically, not physical dollars -so the 100k is probably closer to like 1k -getting a meijer pack of croissants is like 5.50, and that's for the big croissants pre-packaged -and that IS the expensive end of croissants so i am going full bougie on this -the problem comes from the curry and me going "what the actual fuck is in this." -because it's lowkey giving jellied meatloaf vibes -and also just looking up curry is giving me curry sauces -let's just assume chicken is the meat base or w/e, maybe some carrots, and then some curry sauce -... sorting by expensive to least expensive gives me a book on meijer LMAO -the most expensive curry sauces are 8 bucks an almost 10 oz jar each, family pack of chicken breast at meijer is currently 2.59/lb and the site reads it at 12.79 bc it's on sale and this is on the higher end -and then a bag of whole carrots for 3.59 -nearly 30 bucks for the ingredients for all this -BUT THAT'S STULL ONLY ABOUT 4.7K YEN OR POKEDOLLARS -URBAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING -actually i lied because im using local fuckin supermarket prices for this -im not going to plum market where they have a box of like 8 candy bars for 23 dollars plum market instacart receipt, there's a thing of boneless skinless chicken breasts 2.25lbs about $32.83, 18oz jar of tikka masala curry sauce (idk i just looked up curry sauce) for $11.19, prepackaged diced carrots also for $11.19, and then prepackaged gluten free croissants for $10.99 bc that was the most expensive, overall totaling $66.20
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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pov you're about to. to. fuckin. uh. fuckin die ig
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I'm so good at this

(Note: he did not actually figure out the qobuz download thing he just downloaded bandcamp)
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM