George Kassimis🦉
@gakster29.bsky.social
PhD Cand in Philosophy at UAlbany | Marist College adjunct and alumnus | ⚾ dork | 🎺 player | Annoying Leftist | 2nd-order aspiring comedian
Phil/Art (diss is on Phil/Comedy), Moral Psych, and Phil/Action
He/Him
@stephsottile.bsky.social 's lesser half
Phil/Art (diss is on Phil/Comedy), Moral Psych, and Phil/Action
He/Him
@stephsottile.bsky.social 's lesser half
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tyler Glasnow coming out of the bullpen losing 3-1
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tyler Glasnow coming out of the bullpen losing 3-1
It was all Larry David.
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It was all Larry David.
Also, look at this WS logo, guys. This is classic. Never change it, FFS
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Also, look at this WS logo, guys. This is classic. Never change it, FFS
Recently rewatched the first Naked Gun movie, and noticed the last shot of the famous opening sequence...$1.99 for a dozen...when just one costs more than that at Dunkin...
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Recently rewatched the first Naked Gun movie, and noticed the last shot of the famous opening sequence...$1.99 for a dozen...when just one costs more than that at Dunkin...
This isn't plagiarism, this is just pointing out something that happened that I could look up on Stathead on my own volition. A third person posted something similar before both of them!!
Person A: The sky is blue!
Person B: Hey you stole my idea!!
Person A: The sky is blue!
Person B: Hey you stole my idea!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This isn't plagiarism, this is just pointing out something that happened that I could look up on Stathead on my own volition. A third person posted something similar before both of them!!
Person A: The sky is blue!
Person B: Hey you stole my idea!!
Person A: The sky is blue!
Person B: Hey you stole my idea!!
ALL of my teams (Mets, Jets, Rangers, Knicks) have remarkably talented players, talent any of them hadn't had in *years*
And somehow the Knicks are the ones that haven't completely shitted bricks...
yet.....
And somehow the Knicks are the ones that haven't completely shitted bricks...
yet.....
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ALL of my teams (Mets, Jets, Rangers, Knicks) have remarkably talented players, talent any of them hadn't had in *years*
And somehow the Knicks are the ones that haven't completely shitted bricks...
yet.....
And somehow the Knicks are the ones that haven't completely shitted bricks...
yet.....
I mean...the joke is also right there....
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I mean...the joke is also right there....
They let me into Astoria, despite my dad voting against Dukakis in '88.
@stephsottile.bsky.social and I seeing Beau is Afraid with Ari Aster in the building! At MoMI!
NYC is sometimes cool.
@stephsottile.bsky.social and I seeing Beau is Afraid with Ari Aster in the building! At MoMI!
NYC is sometimes cool.
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They let me into Astoria, despite my dad voting against Dukakis in '88.
@stephsottile.bsky.social and I seeing Beau is Afraid with Ari Aster in the building! At MoMI!
NYC is sometimes cool.
@stephsottile.bsky.social and I seeing Beau is Afraid with Ari Aster in the building! At MoMI!
NYC is sometimes cool.
"where the border is narrow"
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"where the border is narrow"
Yeah, ok, sure NCAA Men's Basketball, I'm still a fan. Relax, jeez...
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yeah, ok, sure NCAA Men's Basketball, I'm still a fan. Relax, jeez...
Hell of a crowd for a Single-A game on the first full slate of NFL Sunday games of the year!
Go Gades!
Go Gades!
September 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hell of a crowd for a Single-A game on the first full slate of NFL Sunday games of the year!
Go Gades!
Go Gades!
But here I am getting paid (probably for the last time) to be at a head-to-head do-or-die regular season game for the last spot in the Sally League playoffs. The Hudson Valley Renegades needed to win 5 out 6 at home against the first place Greensboro Grasshoppers. They went 4 of 5 so far...
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
But here I am getting paid (probably for the last time) to be at a head-to-head do-or-die regular season game for the last spot in the Sally League playoffs. The Hudson Valley Renegades needed to win 5 out 6 at home against the first place Greensboro Grasshoppers. They went 4 of 5 so far...
11-6
Maybe even a Wild Card win.
I'm buying on Justin Fields. Not sorry
Go fucking Jets. We gotta have better faith. We don't need Arch.
Maybe even a Wild Card win.
I'm buying on Justin Fields. Not sorry
Go fucking Jets. We gotta have better faith. We don't need Arch.
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
11-6
Maybe even a Wild Card win.
I'm buying on Justin Fields. Not sorry
Go fucking Jets. We gotta have better faith. We don't need Arch.
Maybe even a Wild Card win.
I'm buying on Justin Fields. Not sorry
Go fucking Jets. We gotta have better faith. We don't need Arch.
Two different companies on the wall...same font....
Don't like it
Don't like it
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Two different companies on the wall...same font....
Don't like it
Don't like it
I mean, I can't complain too much... beautiful night for a ballgame...
(I do miss Shea, though)
(I do miss Shea, though)
August 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I mean, I can't complain too much... beautiful night for a ballgame...
(I do miss Shea, though)
(I do miss Shea, though)
"Margaritaville shirts on clearance at Citi Field." is a sentence that has meaning and is referencing something real.
August 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Margaritaville shirts on clearance at Citi Field." is a sentence that has meaning and is referencing something real.
In 365 days, I get to wed my favorite person in the whole world, @stephsottile.bsky.social, AND get to sit AT THE ACTUAL LARRY SANDERS DESK
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In 365 days, I get to wed my favorite person in the whole world, @stephsottile.bsky.social, AND get to sit AT THE ACTUAL LARRY SANDERS DESK
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Neurotypical Aristotle: Speaking Greek is a sign of supreme intelligence.
Neurodivergent Aristotle: Literally everything else.
Neurodivergent Aristotle: Literally everything else.
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Neurotypical Aristotle: Speaking Greek is a sign of supreme intelligence.
Neurodivergent Aristotle: Literally everything else.
Neurodivergent Aristotle: Literally everything else.
"Hawley introduces bill to provide $600 tariff rebates to adults and children"
Adults and children? So...all people, then?
Adults and children? So...all people, then?
July 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"Hawley introduces bill to provide $600 tariff rebates to adults and children"
Adults and children? So...all people, then?
Adults and children? So...all people, then?
Governor Aquanet over here
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Governor Aquanet over here