George Kassimis🦉
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George Kassimis🦉
@gakster29.bsky.social
PhD Cand in Philosophy at UAlbany | Marist College adjunct and alumnus | ⚾ dork | 🎺 player | Annoying Leftist | 2nd-order aspiring comedian

Phil/Art (diss is on Phil/Comedy), Moral Psych, and Phil/Action

He/Him

@stephsottile.bsky.social 's lesser half
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Inject it into my veins.

#Mamdate
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tyler Glasnow coming out of the bullpen losing 3-1
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It was all Larry David.
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Also, look at this WS logo, guys. This is classic. Never change it, FFS
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Recently rewatched the first Naked Gun movie, and noticed the last shot of the famous opening sequence...$1.99 for a dozen...when just one costs more than that at Dunkin...
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This isn't plagiarism, this is just pointing out something that happened that I could look up on Stathead on my own volition. A third person posted something similar before both of them!!

Person A: The sky is blue!
Person B: Hey you stole my idea!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ALL of my teams (Mets, Jets, Rangers, Knicks) have remarkably talented players, talent any of them hadn't had in *years*

And somehow the Knicks are the ones that haven't completely shitted bricks...

yet.....
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I mean...the joke is also right there....
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
They let me into Astoria, despite my dad voting against Dukakis in '88.

@stephsottile.bsky.social and I seeing Beau is Afraid with Ari Aster in the building! At MoMI!

NYC is sometimes cool.
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"where the border is narrow"
September 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yeah, ok, sure NCAA Men's Basketball, I'm still a fan. Relax, jeez...
September 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hell of a crowd for a Single-A game on the first full slate of NFL Sunday games of the year!

Go Gades!
September 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But here I am getting paid (probably for the last time) to be at a head-to-head do-or-die regular season game for the last spot in the Sally League playoffs. The Hudson Valley Renegades needed to win 5 out 6 at home against the first place Greensboro Grasshoppers. They went 4 of 5 so far...
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
11-6

Maybe even a Wild Card win.

I'm buying on Justin Fields. Not sorry

Go fucking Jets. We gotta have better faith. We don't need Arch.
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
😮🤣
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Two different companies on the wall...same font....

Don't like it
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I mean, I can't complain too much... beautiful night for a ballgame...

(I do miss Shea, though)
August 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Margaritaville shirts on clearance at Citi Field." is a sentence that has meaning and is referencing something real.
August 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In 365 days, I get to wed my favorite person in the whole world, @stephsottile.bsky.social, AND get to sit AT THE ACTUAL LARRY SANDERS DESK

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Neurotypical Aristotle: Speaking Greek is a sign of supreme intelligence.

Neurodivergent Aristotle: Literally everything else.
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Hawley introduces bill to provide $600 tariff rebates to adults and children"

Adults and children? So...all people, then?
July 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Governor Aquanet over here
July 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM