I waged a 35-year battle for "a couple of...," and now that newspapers have decided copy editors are unnecessary, it was all for naught.

Did you know Judith Jones? I’m awed by what I’ve learned about her.

My maternal grandmother was Irma, so I am Gilded Age ready.

Not sure what l love more, the Fire Notice or the Little Cigars.

I remember learning that canned pumpkin isn’t made from pumpkins but from a kind of squash that is more delicious as pie filling. (I prefer sweet potato pie personally.)

My Siamese mix is a solid, old-fashioned apple head. Who would really prefer a pointy-headed freak?

I might have written that as God damn it.