🌙Gaifu // 🌤️Saki
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🌙Gaifu // 🌤️Saki
@gaifu.bsky.social
🌙 THE Shy Gaifu, of [404 error] fame! 20, NB & insufferable!

My interests include:
>Action Platformers
>Tokusatsu
>Wait
>What the hell just ran past me
>You saw that too right?

By the way, I'm plural! I forgot to announce that. How do you turn this shit-
🌙 legitimately maybe the worst “apology” i’ve ever seen you can still smell the transphobia through the screen

“people are being mean to me for the things i said even though that was sooo long (author’s note: 6 months) ago :(((“
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
it's peam!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🌙 my classmates cannot POSSIBLY be this fucking white dude
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🌙 just got 88 points in letter league by placing one letter a turn for three turns i need to be shot
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
🌙 I LOVE SITTING AROUND FOR 40 MINUTES DOING NOTHING BECAUSE THE PERSON I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH WON'T SEND ME A ZOOM LINK AND THE OTHER GUY JUST STRAIGHT UP ISN'T RESPONDING TO HIS EMAILS
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
77) Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania

Oh god, this isn't slop! This is...average! Not even painfully average!
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
🌙 seems like he puts 2 and 2 together pretty fast, at least in gunvolt’s story
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
76) Umamusume: Pretty Derby - BNW No Chikai

tachyon the polycule is in crisis please stop aura farming
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
🌙 7 indie games and my favorite delicious slop, i must be such an enjoyable person to be around
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
NEVERMIND IT'S THIS UPDATE ALL HAIL UMAMUSUME
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ARE WE DEADASS
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i’m quoting this i just didn’t want to break the flow by adding /ref
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
75) FLCL
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
74) Dog Man (Movie, 2025)

if you rearrange the letters in dog man, it spells "man dog." what did dav pilkey mean by this...?
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
73) Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Season 1)

Who would've thought that all it takes to make a good video game adaptation is to make the player insert an actual character instead of a generic, mild-mannered twink?
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
🌙 don't never buy no carrots from the gas station bro
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
>”chatgpt’s responses became so human and lifelike that the victim started talking to it like an actual person”

>look inside

>the same exact generic “it’s not x, it’s y” slop that it loves repeating 5 minutes into a conversation
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
72) Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

i never realized just how much you could accomplish in 78 minutes until watching this movie and realizing afterwards i probably would have rather spent that time doing literally anything more exciting
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
🌙 what if babidi was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
🌙 critics are RAVING about water. they're saying it's the #1 skeet in the world.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
⛅ it's my birthday :)
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
71) Mega Man 11 (Replay)

Stages in this game are a bit too long for their own good but I’m not gonna act like this game is fundamentally flawed, Double Gear strikes a perfect balance between being useful while not feeling mandatory, and everything else is just generally fun

MN9 still owns you tho
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
70) Mega Man 10 (Replay)

Considering you need to either play as Bass or use the Mega Man Killers' weapons to have an enjoyable experience with this game, I think this marks the first "pay-to-win" Mega Man game.

Glad this went on to inspire such classics as Rockman X DiVE and Luminous Avenger iX2.
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
🌙 dude i know those programmers wanted to fucking kill him /lh
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
when the ship lowk some ass but you and your partner both kin them individually so you gotta make it work somehow 💔🥀
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM