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Mike Gagliano
@gags407.bsky.social
NJ born, NC bred, tempered in Detroit. Aspiring #FloridaMan, but without the bath salts or inserting objects into my rectum.
Maybe *any* Trump brag that invokes "casinos" should be taken with a grain of salt...? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Blazing Saddles is 77. Coming to America is 46.

Show me on the doll where the bad people touched you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My buddy Tim Morley will *not* be disappointed this year. 😎 #HappyThanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The irony. #Giants #Giants101
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Guess who is currently regretting the lack of a beanie? 😎 #FloridaMan
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The real reason I moved to Florida. 😎
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A story in two pics.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Brutal. This wins The Internets for tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
From two years ago. Still a worthwhile reading bite. Also, everyone could use some Vonnegut in their day.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Media-proposed trade. Yup, I'd take this all day. #Giants #Giants101
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fake poster, but funny AF. Read the "lineup" through to the end.
🌈🎉
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Show some sympathy for the Philadelphia metro area tonight, and go harass a mall Santa. 🌈 #Giants #Giants101
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The more things change...
October 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Well, damn. That was pretty f***in' fast.
#Giants101 #Dart
September 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Damn it, Milwaukee. #LGM #LFGM
September 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Good evening.
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This wins The Internets today.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Good afternoon. 🌞
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well, it's break time, so let me open up my phone and check in on the Gian--

Ohhh f*ck me.
#Giants #Giants101
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm sorry if I "offend anyone's delicate sensibilities," griping about my sh*tty baseball team. You know you can *mute* or *block* my account, right?

Go pound sand, dipsh*t.
September 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Have I mentioned how much I f*cking hate the moments when I agree with Ted Cruz?
September 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Newsom has been killing it in the media.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Statements of support are nice and all that. But if you *really* wanna kick this in the ass... ❌😎❌
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Life comes at you fast.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM