Mike Gagliano
@gags407.bsky.social
NJ born, NC bred, tempered in Detroit. Aspiring #FloridaMan, but without the bath salts or inserting objects into my rectum.
Maybe *any* Trump brag that invokes "casinos" should be taken with a grain of salt...? 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Maybe *any* Trump brag that invokes "casinos" should be taken with a grain of salt...? 🤔
Blazing Saddles is 77. Coming to America is 46.
Show me on the doll where the bad people touched you.
Show me on the doll where the bad people touched you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Blazing Saddles is 77. Coming to America is 46.
Show me on the doll where the bad people touched you.
Show me on the doll where the bad people touched you.
My buddy Tim Morley will *not* be disappointed this year. 😎 #HappyThanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My buddy Tim Morley will *not* be disappointed this year. 😎 #HappyThanksgiving, everyone.
Guess who is currently regretting the lack of a beanie? 😎 #FloridaMan
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Guess who is currently regretting the lack of a beanie? 😎 #FloridaMan
The real reason I moved to Florida. 😎
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The real reason I moved to Florida. 😎
A story in two pics.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A story in two pics.
Brutal. This wins The Internets for tonight.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Brutal. This wins The Internets for tonight.
From two years ago. Still a worthwhile reading bite. Also, everyone could use some Vonnegut in their day.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
From two years ago. Still a worthwhile reading bite. Also, everyone could use some Vonnegut in their day.
Media-proposed trade. Yup, I'd take this all day. #Giants #Giants101
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Media-proposed trade. Yup, I'd take this all day. #Giants #Giants101
Fake poster, but funny AF. Read the "lineup" through to the end.
🌈🎉
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October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Fake poster, but funny AF. Read the "lineup" through to the end.
🌈🎉
🌈🎉
Show some sympathy for the Philadelphia metro area tonight, and go harass a mall Santa. 🌈 #Giants #Giants101
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Show some sympathy for the Philadelphia metro area tonight, and go harass a mall Santa. 🌈 #Giants #Giants101
The more things change...
October 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The more things change...
September 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
September 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This wins The Internets today.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This wins The Internets today.
Good afternoon. 🌞
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Good afternoon. 🌞
Well, it's break time, so let me open up my phone and check in on the Gian--
Ohhh f*ck me.
#Giants #Giants101
Ohhh f*ck me.
#Giants #Giants101
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Well, it's break time, so let me open up my phone and check in on the Gian--
Ohhh f*ck me.
#Giants #Giants101
Ohhh f*ck me.
#Giants #Giants101
I'm sorry if I "offend anyone's delicate sensibilities," griping about my sh*tty baseball team. You know you can *mute* or *block* my account, right?
Go pound sand, dipsh*t.
Go pound sand, dipsh*t.
September 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm sorry if I "offend anyone's delicate sensibilities," griping about my sh*tty baseball team. You know you can *mute* or *block* my account, right?
Go pound sand, dipsh*t.
Go pound sand, dipsh*t.
Have I mentioned how much I f*cking hate the moments when I agree with Ted Cruz?
September 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Have I mentioned how much I f*cking hate the moments when I agree with Ted Cruz?
Newsom has been killing it in the media.
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Newsom has been killing it in the media.
Statements of support are nice and all that. But if you *really* wanna kick this in the ass... ❌😎❌
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Statements of support are nice and all that. But if you *really* wanna kick this in the ass... ❌😎❌
Life comes at you fast.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Life comes at you fast.