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I’m reverse-aging (mentally, not physically)

Self-hovering art director @ studioapt.co
Ex #Yeezy designer opened a studio in Portland and hung this in their office, the universe rewards believing in yourself ✨

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March 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm so hungover I just had the thought that I wish ice cream had nutrients and could be a full meal replacement
March 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
imagine Spaghettios with meatballs the size of life-size meatballs with giant noodle rings
February 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When a friend cancels you thats basically them telling you that your qualified for the role, but just not a good cultural fit
February 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love when google maps directions come with a walking segment cause i know i can smoke this guy and make up time, driving’s a different story
February 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Elvis Costello: whats the deal with this guy, naming yourself after a famous guy in your field.

Thats like being a rapper and naming yourself Tupac Costello
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They should ID you or ask to see a group photo to buy Family Size snacks

I ate way too many swedish fish lastnight
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Anytime I don’t understand something from now on I’m gonna say its ai
May 2, 2023 at 2:03 AM