I have no idea who it is, but somebody on my follow list must be REALLY into sports based on my Discover feed. No matter how many times I tell it to stop showing me baseball and English soccer news, it just keeps insisting.

*Incomprehensible screaming*

How do you like my new outfit?

New follower notifications reminded me this platform exists.

I'm on my way overseas, so I opened up our paper of record to see what I need to apologize for this week. Santos getting expelled actually makes me mildly less embarrassed by my government.

I have never understood the love for Alice's Restaurant Massacree, And I don't understand why we pretend it makes any sense as a tradition.

Attn streaming platforms, I always want to see the same few categories first:

Continue Watching up top
My List (or favorites or whatever you name it)
New Releases/Just Added
Whatever algorithmic suggestions you want to serve me

I'm watching Eureka for the first time since it went off the air and missing that mid-aughts period when Syfy was making a bunch of fun, good shows.

The US is a nightmare for medical care. Our insurance system is not a solution. The cost of getting my teeth fixed could pay for a decent car new off the lot.

Bring on single payer and stop segmenting dental care.

I've carved the traditional turnip Jack o'Lantern.

Robert Jordan spent a painful amount of words describing every outfit in the Wheel of Time just for Rafe Judkins to put Lanfear in a pantsuit.

An incomplete list of really dumb things I've said. Part one.

1. I don't need cable or DSL. Dial-up is fast enough.
2. 1GB of storage? I'll never fill that up!
3. I work in a call center, why the hell would I need a union?
4. Heated car seats just seem unnecessary.

The big drama here seems to be about people coming from Twitter who want to recreate that and people who like what the service is now. In my experience, BSky seems a LOT like Twitter, but the Twitter of 2008. There's a lot of the same good weird vibes.

I've used this new social media platform almost exclusively to read news headlines with synopses. Maybe I am an old after all.

It has been a MINUTE since I last got onboard with a hip new socials. I am not An Old!