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[PM PARODY ACCOUNT. NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEM.]

[This account is ran by two people: @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social, and his partner, who runs the Victor Frankenstein sinner acc.]

Luck-based Office. 3 members.

https://gadsoffice.straw.page/
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Hey. Figured I should make an account on here for PR reasons, it's been getting fairly popular in the City anyways.

For the purposes of distinction, we'll be using emojis to sign off most of our posts.

🍀, for me, Gad.
🃏, for Vera. The edgy one.
🐈‍⬛️, for Olivia, the kid.

Good to meetcha. - 🍀
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tosses a brick at you
August 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Need him to fight me right now.

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August 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I totally won.

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July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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FUCKKKKK IT'S SO ADORABLE
July 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Yeah, well eat shit, all of the Middle is after you.
July 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Anyone know any good places to hide?

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July 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A mosquito in my house.
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What does "tuff" mean? - 🃏
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Hey uh- me again. He says he’s on the way to beat up that Gad guy. He- just left me in charge of the account till I see him again. Sooo….
Hey- uh. I’m not the big man of the account- I’m just a little guy in the family. We haven’t seen the big guy in a few hours. I think he’s upset a local pizza joint closed?

Uh- reminder to pay your debts and all. No- seriously. He keeps talking about beating up someone named “Gad.”
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Apparently, the big Mafia guy's on his way to kick my ass.

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June 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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🖕🍀
June 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Just made a cheeseburger does anybody here want to have a bite?

Also, sorry for making it like this... Just a first timer alright?
June 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Pen
June 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They locked me in the bathroom again. It's been 4 days. One of our newer office members, Dexter, slipped me my phone from under the door *just now*. I'm givin' him a raise.

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June 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Eheheheheh.

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June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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//wow that is one cool cg looking art from the new cant- IS THAT THE PALE FIXER FROM LOBOTOMY CORP?????
June 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just burped.

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June 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What? Haha

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May 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Nope!

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May 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
hideo game
May 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Thank you. Means a lot.

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May 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Faust in Guilty Gear, and Game 'n' Watch in SSBU.
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May 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I've been recognized on the street a few times. That probably means something.

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May 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anything someone needs weirdly good luck for. I've cheated for someone in poker before.

We also handle a lot of large fights and... snuff them out. As quick as possible.

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May 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fuuuuuck. We need to post. Send us gimmicks.

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May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM