Not Gabriel Conroy
@gabrielconroy.bsky.social
Here to try and be normal and kind.
Don't trust the police – no justice, no peace
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don't trust the police – no justice, no peace
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
Happened at my son's elementary in heavy blue West Orange too.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happened at my son's elementary in heavy blue West Orange too.
I was about to say 'I learned about this from Christopher Browning!' but there he is right at the top of the wiki.
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was about to say 'I learned about this from Christopher Browning!' but there he is right at the top of the wiki.
Potato Max, say hi to Potato Murphy
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Potato Max, say hi to Potato Murphy
Fuuuuck. Been reading since captain chaos and the early days of the Sports Bog. You're one of my first 10 follows on the old site and here as well. Truly you're up there with the all time sports writers at what used to be the Washington Post.
July 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fuuuuck. Been reading since captain chaos and the early days of the Sports Bog. You're one of my first 10 follows on the old site and here as well. Truly you're up there with the all time sports writers at what used to be the Washington Post.
My response was regarding sex for pleasure. Not the other one.
July 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My response was regarding sex for pleasure. Not the other one.
Don't forget about bonobos. Those hairy little freaks (complimentary)
July 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Don't forget about bonobos. Those hairy little freaks (complimentary)
Wanted to let you know I think back to this some times and I'm now nearing 7 months sober. This was a real help. Thank you!
May 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wanted to let you know I think back to this some times and I'm now nearing 7 months sober. This was a real help. Thank you!
The real versatile parents tackle the Day the Crayons left and the day they returned. Different voice for every crayon!
May 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The real versatile parents tackle the Day the Crayons left and the day they returned. Different voice for every crayon!
Edi Patterson vs a Capuchin Monkey is the new DeNiro vs Pacino
April 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Edi Patterson vs a Capuchin Monkey is the new DeNiro vs Pacino
I mean, probably not. But also, maybe the verse after the first chorus comes just as hard?
April 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I mean, probably not. But also, maybe the verse after the first chorus comes just as hard?
My god that's brilliant (just got phone back after kids were playing with it for 20 min)
March 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My god that's brilliant (just got phone back after kids were playing with it for 20 min)
Yeah, just...Don't drink 2 or 3 keef grape sodas in one day. I learned that one hard.
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, just...Don't drink 2 or 3 keef grape sodas in one day. I learned that one hard.
Any advice for alcohol-free grilling? First time doing without and it feels like that's a lot of beers I won't be drinking.
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Any advice for alcohol-free grilling? First time doing without and it feels like that's a lot of beers I won't be drinking.
That's a private enterprise funded by a federal grant, so it's probably just fine by them. Owned by hedge fund dudes too so all in the family.
February 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's a private enterprise funded by a federal grant, so it's probably just fine by them. Owned by hedge fund dudes too so all in the family.
Mos Def and the guy at the pizza place on Bedford who always calls me 'boss'
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Mos Def and the guy at the pizza place on Bedford who always calls me 'boss'
I did the reverse in college and kept drinking Theraflu not realizing it had antihistamine in it. I thought I had mono and missed 2 weeks of classes.
January 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I did the reverse in college and kept drinking Theraflu not realizing it had antihistamine in it. I thought I had mono and missed 2 weeks of classes.
Sweater weather is Murphy's time to shine.
January 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sweater weather is Murphy's time to shine.
Also it had an alarming amount of snot in several different colors
December 1, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Also it had an alarming amount of snot in several different colors
We had a block party in October and the tweens who took over the bounce house were screaming the lyrics to the song as the night got late.
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
We had a block party in October and the tweens who took over the bounce house were screaming the lyrics to the song as the night got late.
21 days sober. There have been a lot of early challenges!
November 6, 2024 at 12:55 AM
21 days sober. There have been a lot of early challenges!
Fuck. And this is how I learned Chino XL died this year. RIP.
October 31, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Fuck. And this is how I learned Chino XL died this year. RIP.
I did musical theater starting in my teens and continued into my 30s. Every girl I grew up with had at least one eating disorder, and some of the boys too. It is awful to see and so widespread I almost became inured to it.
September 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I did musical theater starting in my teens and continued into my 30s. Every girl I grew up with had at least one eating disorder, and some of the boys too. It is awful to see and so widespread I almost became inured to it.