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How about serving it with a Perfection Salad! Not sure what it was perfecting, though.
Picture of a Perfection Salad, one of the many questionable salads from the early to mid 1900s. Includes a picture of many gelatin-encased moulds with vegetables floating in the suspension. The picture also includes a receipe which I won’t type in here, since frankly, no one in their right minds should make it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Picture of Chris Paul with the Phoenix Suns of the NBA. The TNT scorebug shows Dallas leading Phoenix 107-65. The text under it shows “Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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A black and white cat that is clearly watching the Leafs game, which is evident by the frown on its face. Above the frowning feline are the words “I’m bursting with joy.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Going to be using this image a lot this year.
A black and white cat with a frown on its face. Above the frowning feline are the words “I’m bursting with joy.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Black and white cat with a frown on his face. Above the frowny feline is the sentence “I’m bursting with joy.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Garfield’s Law: Cats are naturally attracted to only one type of human being. The type who is allergic to cats. A comic strip showing six characters standing around bored and con the final strip a man smothered by cats that is clearly allergic to them as he is sneezing.
June 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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No AI needed for these 5 tits.
Picture of 5 blue tits on a pair of branches. Blue tits are a bird.
June 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Text above: “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” Picture below: A balding man.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Text on top: "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" Underneath: A picture of a balding man
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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You mean Nicholas Cage appearing in films doesn't correlate with people drowning in pools?
Graph showing what appears to be a correlation between the number of people who drowned by falling in a pool and films that Nicholas Cage appeared in.
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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A picture of Grumpy Cat with the text at the bottom: "I hope both teams lose"
June 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Picture of Lou Costello and Bud Abbott in space outfits sitting inside a restaurant. From the film “Abbott and Costello Go to Mars.”
May 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Black and white cat sitting on a blue pillow. The cat has an annoyed look on its face. Above the cat are the words “I’m bursting with joy.”
May 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Why do I have a feeling this will be used a lot.
Top Image: Bus Driver: Don't make me tap the sign. Bottom Image: Sign being tapped that says: If you know a ref by name, that ref sucks.
May 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Black and white cat sitting on a blue pillow. The cat has an annoyed look on it's face. Above the cat are the words "I'm bursting with joy."
May 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Since I’m seeing a lot of them today, here’s an obligatory political post.
A fence post with a crudely drawn in word saying “Political” on it.
April 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I wonder what F means in goalie stats?
Top: Oscar from Corner Gas standing next to his wife yelling “Hey, you kids! Get the F off my lawn!” Bottom: Kids holding up a giant letter F while standing on Oscar and Emma’s lawn.
April 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42.
March 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Posting for no particular reason.....
Text on the top is "The Super Bowl America Wants" with the logos of the Buffalo Bills and the Detroit Lions. The text below is "The Super Bowl We're Somehow Going To Get" with the logos of the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles.
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Article with a headline "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" with a picture of a balding man underneath it.
January 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Post your Queen.
December 28, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Looks like the old mascot for Nova Scotia Light and Power.
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 AM