Gabriel Hernandez
@gabreho.com
∙ iOS engineer 📱 Square 🔲 | Block 🧊
∙ Spanglish
∙ 🇲🇽 ↣ 🇨🇦
∙ Spanglish
∙ 🇲🇽 ↣ 🇨🇦
Swifties need to go touch some grass asap, daaang
August 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Swifties need to go touch some grass asap, daaang
Help, my kid asked me “what is colour?”
July 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Help, my kid asked me “what is colour?”
*me looking for song for my kid…
"ABC song by Snoop Dogg"
*taps play agresivelly.
“hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”
"ABC song by Snoop Dogg"
*taps play agresivelly.
“hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”
March 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*me looking for song for my kid…
"ABC song by Snoop Dogg"
*taps play agresivelly.
“hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”
"ABC song by Snoop Dogg"
*taps play agresivelly.
“hey pups, it’s ya top dog...”
Is there a bluesky iOS client that remembers the post you last saw so you can continue scrolling up? (I miss Tweetbot)
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Is there a bluesky iOS client that remembers the post you last saw so you can continue scrolling up? (I miss Tweetbot)
I became a 🍁 citizen last week, and my visitor visa is still valid for another 2 years.
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I became a 🍁 citizen last week, and my visitor visa is still valid for another 2 years.
another day, another "Pattern matching binding is spelled with 'case let', not 'let case'" error. 🙈 #swiftlang
December 11, 2024 at 4:48 PM
another day, another "Pattern matching binding is spelled with 'case let', not 'let case'" error. 🙈 #swiftlang
Last night my kid had a meltdown because his blanket had wrinkles. 🫥
December 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Last night my kid had a meltdown because his blanket had wrinkles. 🫥
ya había aceptado que el día termina a las 4:30... ahora resulta que ya temporada de tirar sal, palear nieve y cepillar el pendejo carro alv
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
ya había aceptado que el día termina a las 4:30... ahora resulta que ya temporada de tirar sal, palear nieve y cepillar el pendejo carro alv
Why do I need to read the story of how onions first came to America when just trying to follow a recipe online?!
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Why do I need to read the story of how onions first came to America when just trying to follow a recipe online?!
Reposted by Gabriel Hernandez
I’ve forgotten how to “social media”
September 24, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I’ve forgotten how to “social media”
Unsubscribing from mailing lists be like: Select the categories that you do not want to not be unsubscribed.
January 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Unsubscribing from mailing lists be like: Select the categories that you do not want to not be unsubscribed.
Me: *pushing the stroller, opens the door of the café.
Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO..
me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.
Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO..
me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.
June 3, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Me: *pushing the stroller, opens the door of the café.
Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO..
me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.
Hippie looking dude: …AND THATS WHY HUMANS ARE A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON, THEY USE SEX TO..
me: *closes the door. I guess I’m making tea at home.
“Rock is not the devils work, it’s magical and rad” 🥹
June 3, 2023 at 12:28 AM
“Rock is not the devils work, it’s magical and rad” 🥹
How am I close to 20 hours of gameplay in Tears of the Kingdom and feel I haven't done anything meaningful storywise, yet I'm having the best time!? This game is a fucking masterpiece!
May 29, 2023 at 4:23 PM
How am I close to 20 hours of gameplay in Tears of the Kingdom and feel I haven't done anything meaningful storywise, yet I'm having the best time!? This game is a fucking masterpiece!
I officially come back from pay leave tomorrow and I can’t stop playing TOTK!
May 23, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I officially come back from pay leave tomorrow and I can’t stop playing TOTK!
2 weeks more of pat leave 🙃
April 28, 2023 at 12:50 PM
2 weeks more of pat leave 🙃
I’m supposed to get push notifications, or are they not ready?
April 25, 2023 at 3:49 PM
I’m supposed to get push notifications, or are they not ready?
🤞🏽hoping this is the last time I write my bio for a new profile
April 9, 2023 at 10:06 PM
🤞🏽hoping this is the last time I write my bio for a new profile