All Matt Kessel does is make bad-to-mediocre defenders better. For the life of me I cannot understand why he’s coming out over Schueneman

Guy should have just sent Elon a 💩 back, just like their PR email does.

And this one was certainly prescient

I know post your favorite old tweets was last week, but this one was an absolute banger

Don’t come to Seattle, it’s so rainy.

I feel like Bluesky isn’t a thing until we get 'Tungsten Arm' O’Doyle on here